Pointless Announcements

I think it might have to be some form of cereal to entice Plan9. Unless he's just warm for your form.

 

Since a female made the request I think you can remove homo from the erotic.

 

OH PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I'll crush you all....

On another note...
Long, tiring day of analyzing why things we house data for don't sum-up on the customer's end... the customer's wrong... no, "The customer is always right." Damn I hate this shit. I also hate being in the trenches doing pure analysis rather than putting out wildfires and fixing shit constantly (it's broke because too many g'damn'ed-sh*t-fer-brains idiots don't think about how things come together before putting them together, do things half-arsed, and think everything's hunky-dory).

... finally get the customer's analysis... and they're summing-up EVERYTHING, though their original specs send XYZ days of data back, each day, including updates of prior information... meaning they've got a sum-total of everything, not the latest updates... freaking idiots. Thanks for wasting 6 hours of my time debugging nothing and playing guessing games at what you're complaining about... fvckers.

 

One of my neighbors just knocked on my door to ask to borrow a can opener.

 

Hey, chip, you can totally say fuck.

 

Why're people so obsessed w/ weekends? I've never understood, maybe someone @ The TFP can explain???

<-- Works whenever, wherever, including weekends & vacations.
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(old habits die hard; did I mention I administered BBS' in the late 80's on 9800-baud)
FUCK!!!!

 

FUCK YEAH man.......noods speaks the truth

 

Fuck the fucking fuckers!

 

Weekends are when I am not chained to my desk (just my blackberry).

 

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

How many classes do I need to be competitive? I've just had my second.

 

Wow. So, I just came home from the gym to find this doozy:

You do realize what I do for a living, right?

I sell and manage portable toilets for companies in third world countries. Not only am I physically tough, but I'm mentally callused.

Hey, I censor my visage for your benefit, TFP. Hell, it's bad enough that my current girlfriend has to wake up my fugly mug every day.

Not that it's a huge surprise or anything, but you should probably expect some type of impromptu choke-out when I first see you in meatspace.

Your description of me is very hurtful, brother. Makes me feel like knocking the good grammar out of your pale carcass. Respectfully, of course.

Let's wear gis.

No gi stuff is easy. Shorts fights are for pussies that use muscle over technique and those tattooed freaks on TeeVee. That and it's significantly less gay.

You have to do it 10-20 hours a week for several years. And drink with your classmates. And possibly fuck the female ones.

 

Joe Dirt, right?

I don't understand your thought gi's, Plan9....
Can you clarify.

Snowy,
I'm personally a fan of Gi's, but, that's because Gi's make it easy to move people around & position them for wherever I need them.
Although, those flimsy karate gi's in the picture Plan9 provided a link to make for trouble when they come tearing off of people trying to position them...

 

Totally thought you guys were talking about fighting in Google Image Search.