Does your SO/you give bj's? Maybe NSFW.

Haven't seen any of the episodes yet, but I still saw references to Game of Thrones character Tyrion Lannister's words when greeted by a hard-case.

Shaggar: "How would you like to die, Tyrion, son of Tywin?"

Tyrion: "In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girls mouth around my cock."

Works for me

A particular Lady of my acquaintance once thought that such interactions were a rare spice to sex. Perhaps once or twice a year would oral happen as a change-up (note you, her ex would only have intercourse with her once or twice a year, so maybe she was saying it was an every-time thing - now I need to ask her). She was taken aback to discover I thought head was a regular deal. Fortunately for me she is a thoroughbred who loves to learn, strives to excel, and regularly goes the distance in order to give pleasure beyond my wildest dreams. *ahem*

 

Still nothing ..... trying to be patient

 

Don't be too patient. I mean, don't be too quiet. Or something. You know, move forward.

 

How in the hell do i do that??

 

...you're killing me, Broseph.

In the span of 5 minutes, things have been made as clear as Afghani drinking water.

In one sexuality thread you're all "being patient but still trying," next you're "things are getting better."

Then you post in Pointless Announcements that you're gonna give her the Macho Man Randy Savage flying elbow.

I can't keep up.​

But, in the redneck words of a dirty old bastard that taught me to shoot rifles, "Good on you for gettin' some mud on your turtle, boy."

 

Lol. All in all things are getting better. But she still wont lick the stick

 

well, whatever you do, don't ever ask her to 'lick the stick.'
not very appetizing

 

Could u wait till she fell asleep and just sort of poke it in ? once it's in there half the battles over.
Hope she doesn't wake up, panic and bite it off though

 

That's living dangerously....

 

Scary ......

 

Go big or go home!

 

I have always loved giving head and I have always loved being gone down on. Hearing about those partners who will gladly receive, but not give makes me very sad. What a ridiculous double standard. I was thinking perhaps she is just afraid of doing a bad job... If it's that important to you, you really need to find out why she thinks it's so gross. If she thinks it is demeaning then you need to assure her that she is the one in control.

 

Trust me, if she ever decided to I would not make her think she did a bad job trust me

 

Urgent Update!!!!

Still no

That is all

 

X2

 

Refusal to perform oral sex in a relationship is an out and out deal-breaker.

 

Was awaken this morning by my wife rubbing my stuff and she was just licking the head of it . That was the best way to wake up and shes getting closer. I made it a point to tell her how much i enjoyed it and how much it felt good.

 

That may be a good start! I will keep my fingers crossed for you

 

Thanks