Pointless Announcements

Back home from sin city! Yay!

 

Nachos, pulled pork and a couple of local Red Tao brews... nice little birthday celebration.

 

asleep on my feet... or my ass as the case may be...

 

It's raining so hard I can't sleep.
And worried because s and a friend went out in this for a beer.
I need to snuggle and even the cats are hiding from this one.
Sounds worse than Beryl out there.

 

The Thunder win the Western Conference Finals! I like the Spurs but this is even better. Hopefully the Celtics finish Miami; that match would have me really wishing for a live TV feed here for the duration.

 

Still getting uncle phil 's rain.
It's wreaking havoc with my headache. And my motivation to get out of bed.

 

I've decided that George Lopez has replaced baseball and the Queen as the thing to think about when you're trying to put off blowing your load because your partner is doing something extra hot and/or you're one of those guys that shoot off from a breeze passing their balls. I mean, he's just as loud as Sinbad, looks like a wrinkly orange muppet and is not at all funny. How did he get a job? Sandra Bullock is such a... humanitarian softie.

 

All nighters are no fun.

Gotta leave in 90 minutes for an interview. Fell in the shower and feel a bit wonky. Also praying the rash on my arm isn't shingles, Again. Long sleeves it is, just in case.

 

Had I known creating a travel itinerary for these 4, extremely fickle, people was such a pain in the ass; I#d have rather opted to become an infidel, turn gay, move to San Francisco and created a Middle Eastern version of the Village People together with Lish .

 

And that right there is why the terrorists hate us.

 

love being on hold....

 

What the frak? I just got a call from an 11-digit phone number.

Cell phone log says: 937-747-154**.

Weird.

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Huh, I thought it was because our women are actually into the activities that they usually have to rape their women to get.

 

Does Lish have your cell number? Or some other off-shore numbskull?

 

Dude, I've changed my cell number so many times I have to keep a spreadsheet. I'm guessing it was an international mis-dial.

 

Just found out what "DFF" means: "Dead Fish Fuck"

I can't believe there's prostitutes out there that do that shit.

 

Do most women enjoy sophomoric humor?