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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. bobby

    bobby More Than Slightly Tilted ! Donor

    Location:
    An Island off the coast of Seattle
    we over at the TFPez are doing well and hope you all are well too!

    xoxoxoo
     
    bobby, Jun 4, 2012
    #10561
  2. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Very Tilted

    Location:
    Yucatan, Mexico
    My dogs have been getting extra Scooby snacks for nearly a month now.

    I currently have cameras with a hidden HD drive recording everything on a 1.5 sec. stop motion basis. As of Saturday I have the bars on two windows connected to 110v volt line that actives on a motion sensor. After 10 seconds and verbal warning it switches to 220v. I might have interesting video to post in the near future.
     
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    Tully Mars, Jun 4, 2012
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  3. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Glad I can text my boss instead of calling. Calling is a PITA.
     
    snowy, Jun 4, 2012
    #10563
  4. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    ...

    Tully Mars is Paul Kersey in...
    Death Wish XVI: Flushing the Merida Toilet​


    ...​
     
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    Plan9, Jun 4, 2012
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  5. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Never, ever, ever talk about your love for speeding to a girl who went through 2 car accidents, a 2-month coma, broken bones, and a torn liver of which a chunk had to be surgically removed as the tear developed a tumor.

    Fucking. Idiot.

    Haha, go eat your lemongrass-covered tofu.
     
    Remixer, Jun 4, 2012
    #10565
  6. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Fuck her if she can't take a joke.
     
    Plan9, Jun 4, 2012
    #10566
  7. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    I kinda went on a rant on the awesomeness of speeding, so she didn't take it well at all. I'm guessing, if I was talking in front of her, I'd have found me with my face on the ground and the hands on my balls as I make pain-laden sounds.

    I usually keep stuff like that in mind when I talk with people, but there's something about fast cars that makes me forget everything...
     
    Remixer, Jun 4, 2012
    #10567
  8. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    You have no idea....
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jun 4, 2012
    #10568
  9. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Your FACE has no idea! :mad:
     
    Remixer, Jun 4, 2012
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  10. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    That's what she said! :cool:
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jun 4, 2012
    #10570
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  11. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    HAH! Mr. Life of the Party 'n shit.
     
    Plan9, Jun 4, 2012
    #10571
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  12. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    You should see me when I've been drinking.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jun 4, 2012
    #10572
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  13. redux

    redux Very Tilted

    Location:
    Foggy Bottom
    redux, Jun 4, 2012
    #10573
  14. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Do you dance on the coffee table in your cardigan?
     
    snowy, Jun 4, 2012
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  15. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Yes!

    (After I remove any books, of course.)
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jun 4, 2012
    #10575
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  16. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

    Location:
    Where you least expect me
    If you're going to write your own introduction at an event, don't make it a 5 minute marketing presentation. We can tell. Don't try to impress the natives...
     
    SirLance, Jun 4, 2012
    #10576
  17. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    I'm betting on a cardi-strip dance on the table. With argyle socks.
     
    Japchae, Jun 4, 2012
    #10577
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  18. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Let's just say I'd be wearing nothing under this cardigan! :cool: (Though it might get a bit itchy....)
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jun 4, 2012
    #10578
  19. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Mmm, argyle.
    --- merged: Jun 4, 2012 at 8:27 PM ---
    I feel a bit better after writing some smut. Mmm, smut.
     
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    snowy, Jun 4, 2012
    #10579
  20. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    "All Agog in Argyle" by snowy
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jun 4, 2012
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