Pointless Announcements

Oh darn...its raining ....guess I won't be able to mow the lawn today.
Guess I'll just have to sit inside and play XBox today....

 

I just got a delicious sloppy blowjob for a wake-up call and now she's making French toast again.

I swear it's conditioning. I'm going to tent my trousers whenever someone mentions French toast.

 

$15 for a little plastic coupler. FU, plumber's supply!

 

How come we don't get post count ?

 

Attending a going away party for our beloved doc in a few hours.
I'm going to miss her a lot.

 

Took a nap this afternoon, and had an amusing dream. In it, I was on a weekend getaway to a beach cottage with 2 others (can't recall who they were now, but I knew in the dream) and Marilyn Monroe. In the dream, I seduced her, but was interrupted mid-kiss by one of the others. A day passes full of events I don't remember now, when I get Marilyn alone again, and seduce her with success and am just about to get some....when I wake up.
Can't even get laid in my dreams, goddammit.
-_-

 

Diet Mountain Dew is telling me to HIT THE GODDAMN GYM.

 

Hey. I just got dressed up for the first time in a while. I look good! Jesus.

 

well, you know, my self-perception has changed drastically over the last year. I don't think of myself as 'looking good' or 'put together.' It's good to know that I can still pull the rabbit out of the hat when I need to.

 

Marilyn would have celebrated her 86th birthday yesterday.

 

Click on your avatar and look at the info on the pop-up.
I believe the admins don't want us to focus on the quantities of our posts, but the quality.

Welcome to the TFP, Lily.

 

Let's go dancin'!

 

Jesus H Christ, you're right. I had no idea. Now I'm a little creeped out...

 

Fremen gave you most of the answer - basically we don't want anyone ELSE to focus on your post count. The staff needs it from time to time, but it's not something that should prejustice anyone else. There are some basic landmarks we use to let people qualify for parts of the board that aren't otherwise apparent.

 

Nice day on the schuylkill river! Forgot the sunscreen, ouch.
Need more wine and don't have no Internet, storm killed it last night.
Damn fonts are to small to really write what I want with my IPhone .

 

By dying so young Marilyn remains ageless. And as desirable today as she was then. Not creepy at all.