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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    My SO has Thalassemia alpha minor.
     
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  2. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    Arrest made in Miami, man eating 75% of another mans face, in the nude. Zombie???
     
  3. Not much to do today.

    Which is good.
     
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  4. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Trying to figure out if I want to golf in 93* humidity. /1st world problems
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    I would like a Street Glide or a Road Glide. Even 4-5 years old they are going for $16-18k. New they are $22-25k all decked out. Too much for what amounts to an unnecessary (albeit very fun) toy.
     
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  5. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Whoops, fell asleep in my hoodie.
     
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  6. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Pfft. Just wear your seat belt and floss, you'll be fine.
     
  7. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    Toronto
    Facebook is supposed to be one of the most sophisticated web platforms in the world.

    Why won't it post my shit?! :mad:
     
  8. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    I read this as"why won't it post my shirt?! :mad:"

    Then had a "wait... what?" moment.
     
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  9. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Well, that's not a far stretch on Facebook.....



    Baraka_Guru
    Arrgh! Facebook won't post this sweet pic of my new Ed Hardy shirt. LOL FAIL!!!!

    Like · Comment · 6 minutes ago
     
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  10. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    I was thinking maybe it was an Ed Hardigan...
     
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  11. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Look at a used Honda. VTX-1800 series. Half to third the price, easier to work on and you still get the joy of a big thunder rumble machine.

    HDs are great and all (if you're wealthy), but if it's just a weekend toy for the sake of riding, you don't need a $25k fashion statement.
     
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  12. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    Feeling much better after what was at least a 90 minute nap. Nice being awake in the mornings rather than passed out until noon if not later.
     
  13. Bodkin van Horn

    Bodkin van Horn One of the Four Horsewomyn of the Fempocalypse

    I would probably feel safer with a gun, and that would be because no one who has ever held a gun has ever been a victim of anything anywhere because carrying a gun makes being a victim impossible. (did I get that right?)
     
  14. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Or, you know, not living/working/hanging out in a crime-infested shithole.

    Fuck guns. Avoidance Fu is the superior martial art.
     
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  15. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    No, I think he means that you should be more afraid of heart disease and automobile accidents.
     
  16. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
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    Bingo.

    History = "Tiny odds of crime against me as a white guy" + "Self-defense is unnecessary, paranoid, could harm others" + "Just floss, eat a balanced diet and wear your seat belt" + math genius -> views local crime stats -> "Man, I hope I can find a better place. 'Hood looks kinda dangerous."

    *sound of glass breaking*

    You gotta be the self-confident douchebag you want to see in others.
     
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  17. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    Guns don't kill people; hemorrhaging does.
     
  18. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    On that note, I'd add First Aid/CPR training to 9er's list. I'm always amazed at how many people don't know basic first aid skills.
     
  19. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Okay, why are we still on the guns kick here? That tired old shit is about as played out as white guys yelling "I'm Rick James, bitch!"

    It's been made pretty clear to me from walking the streets of this fine nation that firearms don't kill people, McDonald's kills people.

    ...

    I'm an intelligent human being with diverse interests that extend far beyond the barbaric implements of modern warfare.

    Stop putting me in a box, Baraka.



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    Why learn First Aid / CPR when you're not going to go anywhere near a wounded person because you don't want to get involved?

    That time and money is better spent on Apple products and Facebook.

    /"America!"
     
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  20. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

    Time for a do-nothing day!
     
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