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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    My husband hardly drives as is--I'm the default driver. It's much like you and your SO :p
     
    snowy, May 24, 2012
    #10081
  2. SuburbanZombie

    SuburbanZombie Housebroken

    Location:
    Northeast
    I've got 2 vehicles so the average is safe
     
    SuburbanZombie, May 24, 2012
    #10082
  3. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Apparently, getting rather large tattoos of your kids' names is a thing to do, especially in this day and age of tattoo normalization.

    This I don't get. Aren't children a kind of figurative tattoo? You know: conspicuous, making a statement, advertising an ideology/lifestyle, permanent (well, difficult to remove), often a mistake even when a lot of "thought" has been put into it, addictive until it consumes your life, etc.?
     
    Baraka_Guru, May 24, 2012
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  4. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    You crazy, Baraka. This is like a sick humor goldmine.
     
    Plan9, May 24, 2012
    #10084
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  5. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Yeah, you're missing out big time. I remember when I got my first car at age 17, a 2003 Toyota Camry V6.

    Man, I getting full-on nostalgic right now, reminiscing about all the late-night cruises back then...

    *wipes a tear off his cheek*
     
    Remixer, May 24, 2012
    #10085
  6. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Newark, New Jersey airport might just be the scariest place on earth. I'd threaten to cut a bitch, but I think they'd actually cut back.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, May 24, 2012
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  7. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    Chillin' with the Brookie Monster. We've watched Baby Einstein, sang the alphabet song, and made her stuffed bunny dance.
     
    CinnamonGirl, May 24, 2012
    #10087
  8. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Huge storm here with lightning and thunder every 2-3 seconds.

    Pringles is probably crapping himself right now. Gotta go to back porch in a bit to check his whining out. :D
     
    Remixer, May 24, 2012
    #10088
  9. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    Also, my dogs do not understand "playing pretend." Brooklyn has a play kitchen, and she's cooking for me. Benjen and Leia sniff the plates, then look at us like, "the hell, guys? Really?"
     
    CinnamonGirl, May 24, 2012
    #10089
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  10. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    I avoid that airport like the ebola virus. They WILL shank a bitch back. Just ask Plan9. He used to work in Jersey.
     
    Japchae, May 24, 2012
    #10090
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  11. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    It's not just the airport.
     
    Baraka_Guru, May 24, 2012
    #10091
  12. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    hehe - joisey...
     
    uncle phil, May 24, 2012
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  13. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Crimony fucking hell, I got painfully chest-molested by a twelve year old in group tonight.
     
    Japchae, May 24, 2012
    #10093
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  14. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

    Location:
    Where you least expect me
    I wonder if Jesus knows his middle name is Fucking?
     
    SirLance, May 24, 2012
    #10094
  15. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    I thought the H was for Herbert.
     
    Plan9, May 24, 2012
    #10095
  16. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

    Location:
    Where you least expect me
    Perhaps "Fucking" is his confirmation name, or he has two middle names:

    "Jesus H Fucking Christ!"
     
    SirLance, May 24, 2012
    #10096
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  17. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    done that.
     
    mixedmedia, May 24, 2012
    #10097
  18. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    The H clearly stands for "Humperdinck."

    Jesus Humperdinck Christ then becomes Jesus Fucking Christ.

    I think this all goes back to the Middle English Christes bones.

     
    Baraka_Guru, May 24, 2012
    #10098
  19. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    I dunno, I didn't think people with names like "Humperdink" got laid... therefore, would they be fucking?
     
    Japchae, May 24, 2012
    #10099
  20. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Just fired an employee as I caught him pulling the car into the driveway after a joyride in the early morning. Lucky for me, I decided to pull an all-nighter catching up on work I had to neglect for final exam studies. :rolleyes:

    Another day in Afghanistan... You take your eyes off them for a minute and they already screw around like it's nobody's business.

    Fucking hell. Seriously.

    The day I leave this International Hub of Fucktards will be a merry one.
     
    Remixer, May 24, 2012
    #10100
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