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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    What are ye gonna do about it? :mad:
     
    Fremen, May 21, 2012
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  2. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member


    Ketchup is for french fries and children under 10.




    And you should only cook and eat children under 10 if they are exceptionally bratty.
     
    Borla, May 21, 2012
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  3. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    I destroyed the motherfuckin' burger, brah. :mad:

    I'll also tell the place to leave out the mustard next time.

    Ketchup and mayonnaise is a bloody awesome combination. We Germans love it so much, a combination-product is sold very widely over in Naziland.

    [​IMG]

    Grilled children.... yummm.
     
    Remixer, May 21, 2012
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  4. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    For a Monday after being off a week and a half, today isn't starting out TOO bad.

    Though now that I've said that.......
     
    Borla, May 21, 2012
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  5. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    [​IMG]

    He's looking at me like 'are you seriously going to let her eat my food?!?'

    He's 120lbs. She's 6.5lbs. And he's too nice to even protect himself or defend his food from her. :p
     
    Borla, May 21, 2012
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  6. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Dude, your dog has a feeding station. Leads to pussification.*

    He's friggin' adorable, though. I wanna wrestle with him.

    * Did Edmond Dantes get a feeding station? Fuck no!
     
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    Plan9, May 21, 2012
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  7. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    The feeding station actually serves an important purpose. The breeder and vet said that elevated food bowls will help prevent bloat, which giant breeds are prone to and is often fatal. And yeah, I meant to say 'giant'.


    Wrestling is just about his all time favorite activity, next to gnoshing on a cow femur.
     
    Borla, May 21, 2012
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  8. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Just messin' with you. My buddy has a Great Dane with a wooden setup with what looks like two stainless steel sinks.

    Whenever you make jokes about it, he's quick to throw out the horse/giraffe/small dinosaur comparison.

    ...

    Seriously, Borla... between your food-cations and your dog and your supermodel wife and your Ferrari... I've got some green-eyed monster over here.

    Mostly the dog, though. We all know that the other things often lose their appeal over time. But dogs? Dogs are good buddies until their last breath.
     
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    Plan9, May 21, 2012
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  9. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member



    The funny thing is, about 3-4 months after he stopped growing he also no longer seemed to be that big to me.

    Last week we stopped for lunch at a spot near the beach where they have a bunch of old-fashioned Airstream trailers set up with various food vendors, and picnic tables on the sidewalk to eat at. We are sitting there eating and he's standing next to the table. This woman walks by holding the hand of a 3-4 yr old girl. The little girl was about eye to eye in height to Stanley. It was obvious she was not used to big dogs, her eyes got as big as saucers and she just gawked as her mother pulled her by the hand 4-5' away from him. The mom was basically oblivious, but the girl looked a little freaked out. Then I thought to myself that would be like an average adult walking by and seeing a full-sized bull standing on the sidewalk just staring at them. :p

    Just wait till the dude I'm stealing all these pictures from finds out. He's going to be PISSED that I've stolen his online identity.......


    No kidding. If you want to know who REALLY loves you, try locking your dog and your wife in the trunk for an hour.......see which one is glad to see you when you open it.....
     
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    Borla, May 21, 2012
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  10. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Earth
    So, now that he's at his full adult size, when do you expect the antlers to come in?
     
    Plan9, May 21, 2012
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  11. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member


    I heard having them neutered prevents that, and I had to get his chopped off once they got bigger than mine.
     
    Borla, May 21, 2012
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  12. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    I want to party with you.
     
    Plan9, May 21, 2012
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  13. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Location:
    Central North Carolina
    As a large breed myself, I can tell you about bloat... </cymbal crash>
     
    Cayvmann, May 21, 2012
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  14. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Yeah, I was totally gonna make a joke about The Average American (TM) but I was too busy looking at old boy's awesome dog.

    ...

    Also:

    I'm pretty sure I'm the only white guy in North America that doesn't like mayonnaise. That shit is gross.
     
    Plan9, May 21, 2012
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  15. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Location:
    Central North Carolina
    I had to become accustomed to mayo myself. It was an acquired taste. I just couldn't say no to my grandma, so I learned to like it.

    I only use it sparingly even so... ( Prefer mustard on sammitches )
     
    Cayvmann, May 21, 2012
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  16. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I like all three, with pickle chips, please.
     
    snowy, May 21, 2012
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  17. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    If my high supervisor/CEO of the company says, "impassé" one more time, I'm going to poke her in the eye.
    It's an impass, crimony fuck.


    And, I'm with snowy ... but sometimes I dig the Veganaise for a little variation. And, only dill pickle chips, please.
     
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    Japchae, May 21, 2012
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  18. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    not the only white guy...
     
    uncle phil, May 21, 2012
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  19. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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    Who cares, really?
    [​IMG]
     
    MeltedMetalGlob, May 21, 2012
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  20. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    I just made a pair of jeans into cutoffs for the first time in about twenty years.
     
    mixedmedia, May 21, 2012
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