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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    I am developing a new appreciation of the ignore feature.
     
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  2. Spiritsoar

    Spiritsoar Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    New York
    I didn't even know there was an ignore feature until you posted this. Learn something new every day I guess.
     
  3. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    'toe the line or blow...'

    love that...
     
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  4. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    It seems like our friend Colton has inhabitted someone else's body.
     
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  5. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Just got an E-Mail titled "Angry wifey"

    Yay for PMS.
     
  6. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

    Cleanin' the pool.
     
  7. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Oh, all you sorry, sorry bastards. The only way I can tell the PMS is geared up is when she sends me out to get us both some chocolate.
     
  8. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Does not compute.
     
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  9. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    It means we both get chocolate out of the deal.

    I know, right?!
     
  10. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    There's something odd about Baraka's girlfriend.

    ...

    While that would be nice to have him back, I gotta say one thing: I'm such a better douchebag than him. I'll show my cock 'spot to anybody.

    Note that I'm shaking my hips to Coco Jambo as I type this.
     
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  11. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Your FACE is PMS! :mad:

    Yeah... I consider myself extremely lucky when it comes to the missus aspect, but those mood swings can drive me insane.

    Chocolate is always awesome, by the way. :D

    [​IMG]
     
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  12. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Had a really interesting morning. Hubby and I went to market, our usual deal. We ran into one of my families while down there, and then ended up wine tasting with the parents. That was fun. They're very chill people. I will admit that it is a bit strange to drink with people that entrust you with their children, but I'm cool with it if they are.

    Also, at the brew shop, they had just gotten in a shipment of Rodenbach Grand Cru. I snapped that up. I'm looking forward to drinking it.
     
  13. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
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    I just had sex. I give it two thumbs up.
     
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  14. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Debating with myself: go run errands or play video games?
     
  15. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Make video game noises while running errands.
     
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  16. Jove

    Jove Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Michigan
    Ignore me while I play Mass Effect 2.
     
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  17. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    My friend aced her dissertation defense. There are three tiki bars in a two mile radius. Hijinks are imminent.
     
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  18. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Earlier...

    "Man, I love sweaty gym boobs. *grope* Mmm, you know, how about you just slap me in the face with them while I touch myself sometime?"

    "That's all you want? Jeez, I can do that and get caught up on trashy TeeVee at the same time. Is this how long term relationships work?"
     
  19. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Hijinks!!
     
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  20. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I always do that anyway ;)

    Tired after bouncy houses. Now, dinner and frisbee meeting.
     
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