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of course, of course. That offers just the protection a woman needs in a sword* battle. Not going to try THAT setup in a photo manipulation, couldn't afford the counseling bills sent my way from people on here after posting such a creation.

*if "sword" is a euphemism for a male body part perhaps

 

please say me, please say me, please say me...

Sometimes the iron gets rusty and doesn't close all the way. It becomes a better boxing glove.
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Maybe you want to should take this as a hint that it is mean and work from there. If you need another hint, how about "stop dicking up this place! If you're going to be mean to someone, you better make a whole lot of other someones laugh or you're going to get a reputation for being a cockknocker."

In other news, I just found a word where it's appropriate to use 2 k's together that's not even German.

 

Damn you, phil. Don't go revealing how big a moron I am all the time. I do a good enough job by myself.

 

Mate, I have no problem being nicer to people. When others can be bothered to point out in a friendly manner that the things I say can come across as mean, I make the effort.

Alpha-wankers like Plan9 certainly don't and I thus couldn't give a flying fuck what these overly-sensitive people want from me.

Thanks for taking the time, though.

Also: Does the word happen to be "keke"?

 

Here's the point: You can't be mean to girls.

 

Note to self: follow Remixer to point out where he's being a tool.

Note 2: ask for volunteers to do the same.

Note 3: cap volunteers at 5.

 

C'mon, the rusty windowless van you follow ZombieSquirrel around in can hold at least 10 people.

 

Thanks, man. I couldn't have figured it out.

And in case you thought my last comment was sarcastic and mean, it wasn't.

Now go and tell noodle not to be upset that she didn't get that my smiley and "LIES. ALL LIES." were so obviously tongue-in-cheek that it boggles my mind you guys collectively got offended.

But, I've taken Jazz's point to heart and will do my best to stop being mean from now on.

 

Since I seemed to have pulled my calf muscle over the weekend, yesterday my trainer/PT helped me to focus on my arms, back and core. By looking at muscle diagrams, I assume my trapezius got worked over well too. That area is sore. PonyPotato is this even possible? I only ask because you're our resident PT guru. I don't even remember all the exercises we did. If I remember the general movement, I don't remember the names.

My deltoid, triceps and biceps are starting to pop. I still have flab wings, but am hoping those go away when my beer belly goes away. I'm slowly getting back to the crazy physical prowess that I had in 2008.

 

True, but it's kind of cluttered with the crap from my desk. There have got to be 40 or 50 open tabs in the van alone.

 

I like you, man. We need to hang out sometime.

 

Remixer, that you don't get that this isn't about just noodle. It's not like that happened in a vacuum.
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Bullshit. You're going to tell me you'll kill me last then drop me off a cliff.

 

Unacceptable. That means you have to drink less beer.

 

I'm thinking noodle, mixedmedia and I should start a gang where we shank busy bodied bitches and assholes.

 

Our Angry Uteri will sync and we will take over the world!!!! Muah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

I realized that perfectly well.

What irked me was that Plan9 picked a really bad example to base his dicksandwich-statement on. Probably cause he thought I was being mean to his friend. [insert here condescending statement]

 

Remixer,

Believe it or not I don't actually give a shit how you talk to people on here. I'm just trying to help you understand to reduce the friction points. You can be all Zeraph or drop a Manic or flip a Bodkin van Horn or pull a Woods or throw a KirStang or toss a Mixedmedia or weave a Joniemack. In the end, unless you straight-up Reddit rage someone or do some sneaky account shit or post unauthorized nudie pics, you're fine. I've been here since 2007 and I've both witnessed and had my fair share of tantrums. It's a big Whatever. You're an educated guy, you know how to talk to people.

 

Brother, please.
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Brother, please.