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It's all good.

My humor is often taken to be a form of super-assholery.

You don't get bats around where you live often?

I find the massive amount of human and animal bloodsuckers in Kabul hilariously ironic.

 

"Dick sandwich" is now my favorite!


On another note some dick sandwiches are messing with the HVAC of this building and it's now disgustingly warm.

 

y'ok, i just had a 10 minute giggle meltdown watching this .gif
i am feeling goofy today.

 

do they sparkle in the sunlight and stalk teenage girls that are trying to choose between bestiality or necrophilism?

 

Mate, if these guys could, they wouldn't sparkle and face a dilemma between animal or corpse sex. They'd take that Twilight crap so far beyond human reality that Plan9 would fart rainbows, I'd be not-handsome, and ZombieSquirrel would jump at the next chance to do the_jazz... without having to stave off genocidal thoughts while she does him, to boot.

 

I love watching bats flying in the night sky. It's like watching a cross between a fast butterfly and a hummingbird jacked-up on those 5 hour energy drinks.

 

Genocidal? I'm pretty sure the_jazz is the only one of his kind....thankfully.

 

Man, explaining jokes/stupidity is bloody lame.

Genocidal cause you'd have to be in pretty bad mental shape, and want to murder a million people, for you to sleep with Jazz.

 

whoo boy, it's full-on diva mode in here right now.
now we both can't wait until this is over.

 

Just be funnier, then it wouldn't be lame.

 

Vasovagal is the diagnosis.

 

I tell you this right now: mixing German and Afghan humors is a very bad idea.

The end result can really only be understood by Germans, Afghans or German-Afghans. You Americans stand no chance.

I do like to accept drinking games, though. Maybe we can compromise somewhere.
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Remixer, I imagine the humor you mention is something like pious shit, given the Afgans and Germans that I know.

Want to make a German laugh? Mention poop.

 

You're right. We love poop jokes. When I read your comment, I had to laugh and explain to my SO that you writing "poop" made me laugh. Good times.

Also, just for you:

 

i have a webcam. it freaks me out.
i have a saab. it does not like being wet.
i spent the afternoon listening to live sets from the boiler room. they made me want to move to london. again.
it is raining here.
that is all.

 

So this is a good thing, right?

 

"Dammit, I hate that I'm already a quarter of the way done with this game."
"In under 12 hours?"
"Way less than that."

Diablo III: Magda will steal your soul

 

I was going to make some comment about your adult video game habit but I'm playing The Bachelorette drinking game at this moment.