Fantasy Sex Place

I know I'm not the only person that has a particular "place" they would like to have sex and hasn't been able to yet, so I want to hear about some place you've always wanted to do it, but haven't

I am dying to have sex on a train, but I haven't ever had the opportunity, because I've never really been on a train. I've been on one of those steam engine excursions in the mountains but thats as close as I've gotten to a "train ride".

 

Like the L train scene from Risky Business.

Works for me.

 

We talking the sleeper car on Amtrak, or the commuter Metro North to Grand Central, with the hard plastic seats?

 

lol no Im not talking mass transit train, Im talking Amtrak kind of train

 

A place I want to have sex? Well, most of those have pretty much been fulfilled. I do enjoy doing it in hotel rooms, though.

 

The place doesn't really matter... most of fantasy's involve me rescuing beautiful women from danger (possibly getting injured myself in the process, most usually through me being provoked into extreme violence to protect said girl)

I had a dream the other day that I rescued a girl I know from a tidal wave and then had it off in a hotel room that was on top of a hill. I guess that is an expression of fantasy.

 

Man, I've always wanted to throw down after a throw down with any number of the lithe ninja girls at the karate studio. So hot.

Kicks to the ribs and punches to the face from a sweaty woman flexible enough to throw a heel at my shoulder always gets me in the mood.

Make it after hours on the mats. Make it right after a bout in the storage room. Make it in the parking lot outside the school.

I had a couple of occasions where I could have engaged in said fantasy but decided not to throw away my current relationship.

That and it was made obvious by those on the competition team that fucking where you train creates way too much drama.

 

That does remind me of something actually.

But it was something that really happened, not something from a fantasy. I used to travel a lot for work and be in a hotel 2 or 3 nights a week, but havent had to have a night away for the last year or so.
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I couldn't imagine anything much worse than having to fight a woman (I mean being killed might be worse...)

For me, I would be more into a scene where 4 ninja assassins are trying to murder this Korean English girl because she ran away from home or whatever. I get involved by accident caught in the crossfire.

I say to the gang leader "just leave it, you interesting little man" but he think he is better than me because he knows Kung Fu and attacks me. All 4 are armed with the same weapons as the teenage mutant ninja turtles. I tuck the first three in and leave them to wake up some time next week after landing colossal left hooks. The 4th one is sworn to commit the murder because of his Karate code of death honour, and even after I win the fight and let him go he comes at me again with another knife. He wounds me, but I finish him with a DDT into the concrete floor, and then feed him to the fucking worms in the woods behind where I used to live.

And the Korean girl takes me back to her penthouse apartment and fixes me Macaroni cheese with an ice cold Kronenberg. As she tends to the minor stab wound I have suffered we have the best sex. Three days.
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Thats kind of how I think of fantasy's. In real life I wouldnt like to kill someone, even a ninja assassin, but to imagine it and know its imaginery is fun.

 

It's so beautiful. Seriously. If you are not writing lines for TeeVee comedy, you are missing your true calling, my friend.

 

I was thinking you'd be all Michael Franti & Spearhead or maybe some Digable Planets.

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Location has made some hot-hot carnal action even better.

On a bare mattress in an empty apartment with a full moon right outside.

Nailing the old lady on a Sunday morning in the barracks with the windows open.

Stripping a wet leopard print bikini off a girl I just met in an incredibly sleazy hotel room.

Funny how you can remember snapshots of places better than years with a living, breathing person.

 

Sudbury, Ontario.

 

Paul Brown Stadium, but I'd settle for Yager!

 

Sex on a train would definitely be fun, but I haven't ever been on one either (well, aside from the Monorail at Disney World, and there aren't any sexual fantasies about that one.)


Let's see... on top of a grand piano would be fantastic. On the hood of one of my favorite old-school muscle cars, out in the middle of nowhere. In one of those bouncy-castle things, after everyone has cleared out, of course.

And the least likely to happen, but one I'm very very curious about: in zero gravity.