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What is best in life...?

 

My dogs have been getting some great snacks daily now. No steak or people food, not good for them and they're too old to be playing with their health. They were so worked up the police didn't want to come in the house. Which is a good thing since the police here are absolutely not to be trusted. Whatever the thieves didn't pocket the police likely would have. So one by one I walked through the fingerprint tech, the photographer, the detective etc... It's funny the detective couldn't figure out why there were foot prints on top of my dinning room table (CSI Progreso, what are going to do?) Ummm, cause once my dogs broke out of my room it was either jump on the table or die. I'm sure there was more then one person involved in the theft or that one person would have still been on my table and in need of clean pants when I got home. Actually looking at the foot prints (only benefit of the massive humidity here I've ever found) I'd say it was a family, a man, woman and at least one child. I'm sure there was a woman involved as some of my SO's shoes and a box of tampons are missing. No guy's going to steal tampons.

Really it's just stuff. I can replace stuff. The fact some dirt bags were in my house pissed me right off.

 

Tully Mars

You need Lebanese cousins.

 

I slept six whole hours. Hello, Tempurpedic Cloud Lux bed. You are my new best friend.

 

Afghans don't drink bloody Japanese tea, man. They hardly experiment outside of Afghan food and drinks. I'm a huge exception to that rule.

And you're being a vegan retard. 2 liters a day was a hugely conservative estimate.

 

You'd think a teacher would use proper punctuation.

Are you drinking plain black coffee? Or are you drinking coffee, while naked? There's a significant difference, woman! Help us out here!

 

You mean she's not naked while drinking coffee?

Don't tease me, bro.

 

Mmm, I like DIY adventures.

 

Haha too funny, carrot face.

They only really consume teas grown in Iran or India. Rarely Chinese tea.

You should try some of our natural products. Opium is awesome.

My father has the German-equivalent to the Master's degree ("Magister") in Architecture and my mother has a Master's in Biology. Trust me, they know.

Then again, I have not much of a clue on their tea-drinking habits and what exact types they consume. Nor do they let their tea "brew" less than 20 minutes before consuming it. Nor do Westerners know how to cope with the strength of their tea.

EDIT: Oh yeah, they also put some weird spice in the green tea while it brews. No idea what it is.

 

If TFP was a bad antihero movie, snowy would be the edgy, unavailable woman I fall for during my quest to "right wrongs" through the use of large handguns (and only handguns, for some reason) and car chases in the rain. There would be an awkward kiss as I bleed from a nasty flesh wound.

Inner Jazz says: Dunno... maybe a handjob. Don't wanna push my luck.​

 

It isn't even Mother's Day yet, and everyone at work is already in overly stressed, pissed off moods. Faaaaabulous.

 

I'm a freaky streaker
like Winnie the Pooh
t-shirt and no pants
and I dance the boogaloo.