Pointless Announcements

Jazz is ready for you.

Also, so not understanding the logic you used there on "getting hurt". You make my brain go German. It wants to tell you this:

Ju can do eet. Werk it, Maria. Werk it. Do ze Termanator.

As if. You're all alike.

Nice Michael, or hot-blooded Alessandro?

Alessandro it is. Always.

EDIT: Hmm.... I guess a case can be made that we assholes are much better at ravishing you chicks. The nice guy will actually be sensitive to your needs. Such a turnoff.

 

Don't you know anything? There are no girls on the Internet. We're all just different personalities of the_jazz and Plan9 .

 

Assuming the position.

It's unexpected.

I don't know what the means...and am too lazy to have it translated. I'm thinking it has something to do with Sarah Connor.

Duh.

 

Hah! You thought you had me there, but you failed to realize that...

I'm actually Plan9.

/place here non-existent Youtube video of the Penguins of Madagascar TV series scene where King Julien and Skipper repeatedly rip their own masks off and reveal themselves to actually be the other person

 

And I'm John the Baptist, but really the_jazz in disguise!

 

Your FACE is unexpected.

/ Baraka_Guru

Yeah, I should have figured. Only somebody who has watched Home Improvement would know what the hell I'm on about.

 

It is quite alarming because of all the beauty.

 

Before or after the rugby player tackled you on the field and buried his right shoulder in your face?

EDIT: Tell me when to stop. I've made too many girls cry by accident...

 

Still doesn't mean I'm not pretty.

I have remarkably high self esteem....a boy on the internet could just annoy me...not make me cry.

 

You shouldn't take the rugby player's words at face value. He was simply trying to comfort you in your despair over your new Quasimodo face.

Also, great to know that I will never be able to make you cry.

 

I take my pretty face that I see in a mirror as face value. Really pretty face value.

 

I'm not going to walk into your trap....

 

Say what? I'm sorry... I don't speak Fugly Face.

Baraka_Guru : Come on, spinach bro. Who'd get hard to that?

 

Think I might mow the yard today.... if the (non-psycho) neighbor is home, that is. Lawn mower is broken, so we have to borrow. Grrr.

 

Roommate free weekend!

 

Really don't feel like going anywhere...but there's a Farewell Party to be had, and I'm supposed to take pictures.

 

4 1/2 hours, and no one's wanted to announce something pointless?


Oh, yeah...it's Friday night.


Speaking of...I took about 30 pictures tonight, but forget to get even one of myself. Damn.

 

Good to hear that, damn good.