Pointless Announcements

All of the postings about running really make me think I should get off of the couch. I wish there were a way to like running, not just the way I feel after.

 

Some tips for enjoying running during the act:

1. find someone hot to run behind
2. look at the elderly you pass an laugh inwardly at them, and smugly revel in your physical superiority

 

Or you could be like me and labor for years under the delusion that being a pretty good distance runner makes you attractive to the opposite sex. Turns out most hot girls are more into fat wallets than "gaunt is beautiful". Go figure.

 

Might just as well have become a poet.

 

Ubuntu Linux, I am in you!

 

I wish I was Ubuntu Linux, fuzzy.

 

that reminded me of the Benny Hill skit where he is running and weezing for breath. The attractive young girls race by him, turn around and flash him, and then turn back around. They let him catch up then speed up and do it again.

 

You would think Dr. Claw would find better agents if he really wanted to get rid of Inspector Gadget

 

Sunday morning coming down, again.

 

Final Destination 5 in 3D and XD was really fun and entertaining.
I daresay the best use of 3D effects yet.

 

Oh hey... and that was post #100.... apparently I also earned another trophy. Don't stop, git it, git it....

 

my weekend is here! yay! Now I should tackle the not quite clean house. Do you think the dogs and cats will listen if I ask them nicely to stop shedding?

 

Heat rashes are my favorite!

 

Oh, so that's what that means?

 

Dude, I snorted and S wanted to know what was so funny.
I didn't know how to explain.

 

Jimmy Fallon's late night ice cream is not that great.

 

I got nothing.

Lazy Sunday. Should be out chilin' by the pool. I'll stick to the couch.