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Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by mixedmedia, Nov 23, 2011.

  1. Strange Famous

    Strange Famous it depends on who is looking...

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    Ipswich, UK
    Well, you might have a point. Ive never had it that way, and I think it is perfectly possible to satisfy any woman with the normal three positions.
     
  2. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Very Tilted

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    Yucatan, Mexico

    You truly are strange, have no idea if you're also famous.
     
  3. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Strange Famous: rather than list them, here's a manniquins-pictured list of some. That site has a whole bunch, including fanciful ones.

    Acrobatic Sex

    But obviously, him standing/her laying down doesn't fit into your definitions. There are about 40 others that don't either.

    While it may be possible to satisfy a woman using one of your 3 basic positions once, I doubt that you'll satisfy her every time.
     
  4. Strange Famous

    Strange Famous it depends on who is looking...

    Location:
    Ipswich, UK
    Well 1 and 2 are not even physically possible.

    I'll accept standing up can count as an extra position, but most of that things on that site are just small variations on the same positions.

    Anyway, this has nothing to do with sex toys.
     
  5. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

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    Florida
    This thread needs a nice three-hour afternoon session with one of these.

    [​IMG]


    just sayin'.
     
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  6. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Pics or it didn't happen.
     
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  7. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

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    but then the other threads might feel like they aren't man enough for this one.
     
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  8. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Those other threads can just get by on their own by repeating over and over again that they don't need that to be awesome. If they say it enough it has to be true.
     
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  9. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Since when are you concerned about what other threads think?
     
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  10. just what this Monday needed

    thank you all :)
     
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  11. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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    Who cares, really?
    Not to mention that some of the really naughty ones like to make the hole in the sheet bigger!
     
  12. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Earth
    ...big enough to get your fist through?

    ...

    Edit: Not sure if "head" would have been funnier.
     
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  13. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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    Who cares, really?
    The real question is, if it's just the fist is it still technically sex? ;)
     
  14. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Earth
    Ahem.
     
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  15. Strange Famous

    Strange Famous it depends on who is looking...

    Location:
    Ipswich, UK
    I know that certain homosexual men go in for things like that (with the fist) but it sounds nightmarish to me.

    It would hurt worst than a woman giving birth, What would anyone do that?
    --- merged: May 7, 2012 at 3:47 PM ---
    For the sake of science I just measured the circumference of one of my fists and its a bit more than 13 inches. I mean that's crazy.
     
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  16. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Now you're going to tell women what they enjoy, Strange Famous? Unbelievable.
     
  17. Strange Famous

    Strange Famous it depends on who is looking...

    Location:
    Ipswich, UK
    I'm not talking anything about women, I'm talking about this "fisting" stuff...
     
  18. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Yep.
     
  19. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    It's really frustrating when you use your very limited imagination and microscopic powers of perception to make broad statements about what people like, do, think, feel.
    Which is why about half of the time I think you are totally full of shit and just fucking with us for fun. It's hard to believe that someone could be so proudly obtuse in public.
     
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  20. Strange Famous

    Strange Famous it depends on who is looking...

    Location:
    Ipswich, UK
    I dont know why you would say that.

    I understand what woman use sex toys for, I'm just saying if a girlfriend of mine used them I would be disappointed and a bit upset.

    You have to consider that this is a forum about sex on a website that was initially about sharing porn pictures. You would expect that people here would be more adventurous and into more different things than an average person. I believe that an average man or woman would feel like me.

    How many women would be happy if their husband or boyfriend had one of those "real doll" sex toys or even a "fleshlight"?

    I expect less than 1% would accept it, but I'm accused of being sexist because I say honestly I wouldnt be happy with the same thing. Its a bit of a double standard, isnt it?