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Trayvon Martin.

Discussion in 'Tilted Philosophy, Politics, and Economics' started by mixedmedia, Mar 21, 2012.

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  1. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    And that's not Jesus; it's Barry Gibb of the Bee Gees.
     
    Baraka_Guru, May 2, 2012
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  2. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Excuse me, Canada... I'm obsessing over FIREARMS over here. If you knew the huge difference between the Beretta and the Glock, you'd agree.

    According to some super-smarty skull anthropologists, Jesus supposedly looks more like Trayvon Martin and not as he is commonly depicted by stupid white people... ya know, all Dolph Lundgren-y. I've embraced Black Jesus and like to think of him acting like Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction.

    TL;DR: So, basically, George Zimmerman shot a very distant relative of Jesus Christ.
     
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    Plan9, May 2, 2012
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  3. pan6467

    pan6467 a triangle in a circular world.

    Location:
    somewhere in the center yelling about extremists

    Very true about Jesus. have you seen ANYONE from the Middle East that truly looks even remotely close to the Roman Church's version and paintings of Christ? Nor do I believe God looks like Odin or Zeus, which again, Rome's Church seems to want to portray him to look like. If anything, he would be more of a burning bush ( think an unshaven redhead's nether regions).
     
    pan6467, May 3, 2012
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  4. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Psst... you have to say "Trayvon Martin" in your post or it'll be off topic. Key to success is to somehow link it back to George Zimmerman, racism, guns or hoodies. Or Subway sandwich jokes.

    Man, I missed a golden opportunity to go "Oh, you've met him?"
     
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    Plan9, May 3, 2012
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  5. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

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    And I'll bet Trayvon Martin didn't even know The Bee Gees.
    This world is going to hell.
     
    mixedmedia, May 3, 2012
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  6. pig

    pig Slightly Tilted Donor

    Holy mackerel plan - you actually looked up the picture name? That's the kind of devotion I can appreciate. Bravo good sir, bravo!
     
    pig, May 3, 2012
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  7. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    I do background investigation-style stalking when I get bored. Useful at work. Fun at home.

    ...

    So... some of you guys really need to lock your Photobucket accounts. For privacy's sake.

    ...

    Mmm, that reminds me that I should do a little Google Fu on vigilante George Zimmerman.

    I know that guy has to have an gun action pose shot somewhere. Guys like that always do.

    *waits for inevitable post of that shaggy fat gun dude in the Speedo underoos on his bed*
     
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    Plan9, May 3, 2012
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  8. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Kids today don't know who the Bee-Gees are?! Let's shoot 'em!

    #toosoon?

    What I've taken from this most recent exchange is that Lish is Jesus.
     
    the_jazz, May 3, 2012
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  9. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Very Tilted

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    Yeah Lish is Jesus and Clapton is God... sounds about right.
     
    Tully Mars, May 3, 2012
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  10. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

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    Ahh aah Aaah Aaah Stayin' Alive!
     
    cynthetiq, May 3, 2012
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  11. Stan

    Stan Resident Dumbass

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    They missed disco? Lucky bastards.
     
    Stan, May 3, 2012
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  12. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    George Zimmerman's concealed carry theme song.
     
    Plan9, May 3, 2012
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  13. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

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    Nebraska
    I wonder how the physical anthropologists managed to examine/measure the skull of Jesus Christ? Time travel, perhaps? Or did they find that cave, and manage to resist the chance to debunk the idea of resurrection by producing Jesus' physical remains? Or did they measure Jesus in Heaven? Would be interesting "field work" for someone's doctoral dissertation.
    Well, that would be my red pubes (really more of an orange, with the occasional silver thread;) ) in the morning sun. The inspiration for my avatar.:)

    Lindy
     
    Lindy, May 3, 2012
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  14. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    TFP'ers are a fickle lot. We need photographic evidence. Barring that, I can make a personal visit and submit an affidavit to the group.
     
    the_jazz, May 3, 2012
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  15. pan6467

    pan6467 a triangle in a circular world.

    Location:
    somewhere in the center yelling about extremists
    You beat me to the punch Jazz.
    --- merged: May 3, 2012 at 1:50 PM ---
    I don't know doesn't Barry have his mansion in Florida, so while strictly improbable and highly impossible there is a ever so slight chance he may have seen a BeeGee or listened to their music.

    And yes the world is going to Hell in a hand basket, therefore we should all live in debauchery without morals or laws. I say sex in the streets, free drinks and drugs so we are too out of it to care.
     
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    pan6467, May 3, 2012
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  16. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Why do you call it "lily white bullshit?" Christian cultures tend to anthropomorphize Jesus to suit local appearances. Whites certainly have no monopoly on that. The "color shift" goes both directions. There are hundreds of artistic depictions of a black Jesus.
    Jesus probably looked semitic, like you would expect of an arab or jew. Like Jerry Seinfeld or Sandy Koufax. Or Osama bin Laden, for that matter.
    So, no, Jesus didn't look like Dolph Lundgren, Leif Ericsson, or Ingemar Johansson. But that is no less fanciful than to think that he looked like Travon Martin or Delmon Young.

    Lindy
     
    Lindy, May 3, 2012
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  17. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    Baraka_Guru, May 12, 2012
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  18. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Pfft, that's nothing. Have you been to a target range in North Carolina?

    You can shoot targets of zombies, terrorists, black people and women.
     
    Plan9, May 12, 2012
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  19. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    North Carolina was never classy.
     
    Baraka_Guru, May 12, 2012
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  20. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    No, no... you have to experience it yourself. We're going on a road trip, my friend.

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    Fun Fact:

    "Wraith hoodie" targets will not be shot at NRA-owned range facilities because said facilities have a ban on the use of humanoid targets.

    That includes zombies and terrorists.
     
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    Plan9, May 12, 2012
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