Pointless Announcements

Is that better?

 

Thanks for quoting the whole picture. I'm sure everybody needed to see it twice.

 

Now I want to buy a bunch of baby clothes for ZombieNiece. ZombieSquirrel , you should totally get her this one:



There's also a Mommy version.

 

I wish there was an Auntie one.

 

Celebrated my 110th birthday (according to this place at least, my knees would say closer to a bad 70 on certain days) today by helping a friend move and getting a "new" couch out of it. Even better I got to tear apart an old loveseat just to make it fit through the door. Usually no nowhere near this awake when I have been awake for waaaay too long (as in 24 hours), must be a special day.

 

I made an A in algebra.Which means I pulled all A's out of this semester and its a fucking miracle.
No graduation ceremony tonight, but me and my girls are celebrating anyway.
Let's get drunk.
I am happy as fuck.

 

no miracle mm. yer one smart cookie!

congrats from the northcoast.....

 

Whew, the whole high school 2nd Amendment debate is incredibly tiring. Time for a beer.

 

CONGRATULATIONS! I think I shall get drunk in your honor.

 

I got straight A's the entire time I was in college and nobody bought me drinks.

*was that dickhead sitting in the front of the lecture hall, hand up constantly*

I wonder why.

 

I'm drinking for a friend's birthday and for MM's graduation. In other news, I finally got to ride in The Truck. I had to climb in. And it was funny.

 

Then intake gaskets are proablly right. Not sure about the 02 sensors though

 

As am i.
Congrats MM.

 

you want your own personal rah-rah contingent, have your own fucking kids.
then do right by them.
oh, and fuck you.
(i'm, well, drunk.)

 

Mmm, cost/benefit sounds way off on that one. I'll stick to the single w/ money thing.

Everybody dies, sure, but some real dickheads live on in my signature block.

Hey, I'm working on it. You started before me.

 

Closing in on 2 years with the Civic...getting the itch for a new car...
must....resist...

 

2 years? Man... that's nothing. Is that normal? I pay cash and ride it gently until it dies. I'm such a goddamn square sometimes.

I'm really thinking about getting a "Oh, your midlife crisis came early!" muscle car, though. My shoulder demon wants it so bad.

Too bad my shoulder angel usually wins and is pointing me to a "No-no, you better get something as sensible as lesbian footwear!"

 

2-3 years is about average for me. So many cars...so little time...

Give in to the shoulder demon. It will be horribly expensive to own, cause great anxiety when left in public parking spaces and depreciate faster than you can type "depreciate", but when you find that "just right" stretch of road, it'll all be worth it.

 

Want.