Pointless Announcements

Your stapler will burn in hell with me.

 

Not sure if I like this Danish pop group or if I find the lead singer's voice rather annoying.

Happy birthday Cinnamon Girl!

Congrats ZombieSquirrel!

 

really. you people and your fancy salary jobs. i'd sooner turn down sex than hours.

 

You fixed the glitch?

That is a lot of hair. Both of my younger girls were bald as could be when they were born, they must have liked my look and gone for that as long as they could. Unfortunately for them, there is no fixing how they copied my face.

 

first grade has been posted. fuckin' A in chemistry. holy shit!

 

It is red and it is glorious. And it staples so nicely.

 

I had a lot of dark hair when I was born..

 

I think I am feeling what they call 'beside myself.' Very frigging happy. Yay! I want a margarita.
--- merged: Apr 25, 2012 at 3:09 PM ---

All three of my kids were born with lots of dark hair.

 

I asked for no salt! No salt on my margarita!

I have to keep reminding myself that the rainbow requires torrential downpours sometimes, as often appreciation requires great emotional dis-ease much of the time.

 

I like how Swingline did not even have a red stapler available until the demand for one this film created made it so.

 

No, me first. As long as i get to

 

You might be a parent when you are writing down a shopping list, cannot find either of two pens you typically carry, and end up using a crayon because it was closest and easiest to find.

 

Ooooh, birthday spankings. I'm in

I was feeling kinda down, I'll be honest, but with all the fabulous birthday wishes here, on FB, and on my phone (three singing voicemails!), I'm back in Awesome Birthday Mode. Thanks, loves. You're all totally tripendicular.

 

I bet I know which singing voicemail was the BESTEST!

 

Currrent download speed is 16.19 Mbps. Had to check after watching a 73 MB file zip by in nothing flat. There are least a few benefits to living out here.

 

Guess who got a personal email from the Dean of the School of Psychology thanking me for all my hard work on the ELEVEN evals I have to complete?

Yup. I kick ass. Trimester ends for me in 4 days. Then two weeks until anything else is due.... woo hoo!

 

w00t! That's awesome!

***

So, I was texting with one of my brothers, and apparently, he passed his driver's test today. I told him that REALLY made me feel old, and he replied, "that's okay, you're still only about 23 to me." D'awwwwww.