Pointless Announcements

Long live the bacon ranch burger!

 

You spelled "lamb chop" wrong.

 

Yo momma's so fat, when earthquake happened lamb chops came out of her stomach rolls.

 

Eyes open. Ears open. Mouth open. Heart aflutter. I can't stop watching this Meeting of the Minds.

...

Update:

Is Remixer Baraka_Guru's mixedmedia?

STAY TUNED.

/most confusing use of @ tags ever

 

I tell ya. It's hard being as classy as I am.

*spits out chicken bone*

*makes important call to very important minister in unimportant Afghanistan*

 

Totally zonked out on the couch for four hours. I didn't turn any lights on before I fell asleep, so I was pretty confused when I woke up. And cold.

 

Four whole hours with no dogs demanding attention?

What did they do while you weren't looking?

 

Leia slept on my feet, and Benjen slept on the floor next to me. A quick check of the house suggests that's all they did, surprisingly.

 

IT'S A TRAP.

 

Made it with three minutes to spare. 12 minutes plane to plane in the horrid Atlanta airport between terminals isn't too shabby. But altitude sickness is the devil. My heart rate is almost back to normal but my breathing is still off and I got my sixth nosebleed since Saturday morning on the plane from Denver to ATL.

Want to be home now.

 

I met a friend's new potential boyfriend today at work. That was like, the sexiest handshake ever. She'll have fun with that one, I think.

 

Do tell! Did he do that thing where he tickled your palm with his ring finger and gave you a crazy wink? Works like a charm.

 

Niner, you of all people should know not to quote before I have time to edit and rephrase.

And honestly, I don't know. I don't usually pay attention to handshakes unless they do the limp-hand, terrible handshake thing. It was just...the perfect amount of pressure, perfect hand placement, etc. There wasn't any intentional, overt sexiness.
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Hugs for noodle!

 

Uh, who does what for who, again? I mean, c'mon, cynthetiq almost renamed the damn button "9it."

And I fixed my quote of your post. No one will know! Bwahahaha!

 

Took another little internet vacation...how is everyone?

 

Basically: