Things invented by the devil

I have had my Samsung laser printer for several years now and just needed two (maybe three, not sure now) toner cartridges for it. My inkjet printer is far more useful to me a scanner or colour printer for those exceedingly rare instances where I need that option. The ROI on printing is much better for the laser option if you do anything more than casual printing, and you can always find a dirt cheap inkjet if you need to print out a colour graphic/picture/whatever for your kids project or whatever else.

 

fleas.

 

and stinkass pork rinds.

 

and flipping peanut butter.

 

Annoying Orange (youtube videos) The first one was funny. Maybe not actually funny but different. I'm so sorry I ever showed it to the kids.

 

Yet another of the devil's better works. Great for low carbing.

 

Those are high on my list of food items that smell bad and taste worse. Right up there with refried beans.

 

Hot barbeque pork rinds are the bomb-diggity

 

exploding pens

 

What!? Sacrilegious!!

 

DVDs and Blu-Rays, either rented or purchased, that force you to watch 15 minutes of previews before allowing access to the movie's menu. Some even disable the Skip button and force you to Fast Forward through every preview, stopping at each one. Ok, I can see it for rental discs (which often are sans bonus material), but if you purchase the damn disc, you ought to be allowed to go straight to the movie's menu. Recently rented The Adventures of TinTin and it went straight to the menu. Somebody still gets it.

 

If it helps, I am absolutely powerless over peanut butter. Can't even keep it in the house! Last summer when I spent a week totally alone at the cottage, I had PNB & (just about anything) every single night for dinner. I could still do the same. If I could marry peanut butter, I would.

 

So one day in the Garden, the LORD speaks to Adam and says, "Man, who I have made, you seem unhappy. Why?"
And Adam says, "It's nothing, Dad."
And The LORD said, "It is not nothing, Adam, you mope about listlessly through a garden of indescribably beauty and perfection. Have I not made this for you?"
"Yeah. I guess so."
"All things which walk on the earth, fly in the air, and swim in the seas I have given you. Even a cute fuzzy kitten you never play with any more. Is this not so?"
"Yeah, sure. It's all swell."
"So why stumblest thou about like some whiny emo bitch?"
"Well, Dad, I guess I'm lonely."
"Am I not the LORD your God and Best Buddy?"
"Uh-huh."
"And do not all creatures great and small do your bidding?"
"I guess."
"Wherefore, then, art thou Lonely?"
"Well, I've noticed all the creatures come in two sorts, but there's only one of me. I may be in your image and stuff, but I'm not really the same kind of thing as you. Besides, you're my Dad and stuff!"
"Well, then, Adam, a companion I will make you. She shall be perfect in all details, providing converse and companionship and comfort all your days and nights. She shall bring you joy unending."
"Really?"
"Really, Really. And I am only going to need one of your Arms and one of your Legs to make her."
"Uh, Dad? What can I get for a rib?"

 

cold sores

 

i dont know if peanut butter is available, but somebody should let him know he has a fangirl... Ba-Doom Chii!!

Oh, speaking of things invented by the devil... Puns, and other annoying cornified jokes... Your welcome...

 

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