Pointless Announcements

i'm talking about the corporeal pleasures, man. i don't think you can enjoy two eggs over well with bacon and homefries during an out of body experience.

 

Little did I know that raising 3 children to adulthood would be training me for employee relations.
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I'll take one astral omelet... plane.

 

I already know there is no bacon. It makes bacon all the better.
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so, I'm walking Simba and this man comes out of his apartment and starts telling me that the 'dog walk' is the 18" strip of dirt that runs along the fence behind the parked cars.

i told him no, it's not. that is a strip of dirt.

he said, i don't like it that every time i come out of my apartment i see dookie here. pointing at the oakleaf strewn patch of dirt adjacent to the walkway to his apartment.

i said, i'm sorry, I always clean up after my dog, sir, but i won't walk through there again. (which we rarely do)

i turn and walk away and he yells at my back: the urine smells, too. i just shake my head and keep walking.

 

Sleepy.....

 

SU-SU-SUSSUDIO.

 

My usual 12 oz coffee has grown to 16 oz. I'm not particularly tired....I just wanted more coffee this morning. Since I cut back on my coffee....12oz once a week maybe.....this 16 oz is making me HYPER!

 

Just say the word.. aaaahh...

 

No wonder my personal transporter pad is still on backorder from Newegg; still hoping that my hover board and combo "Mr Fusion and hover conversion" kit will ship soon at least.

 

Waist and hips, and likely a few ounces of brain matter as well.

Nope. They suck. This was through T's workplace, since her employer is more legitimately into wellness and fitness than the healthcare organization I work for. Funny that, right?

 

Given your experience thus far, I'd imagine they'll be accepting Marlboro Miles in 2015.

 

Obviously, you aren't asking the right questions!

 

I was getting around $1000 back in taxes, until I entered the 1099-MISC info. Then it dropped down to $200. Even more reason to hate that fucking job. :/

 

Just watched the latest Puss in Boots with my younger girls and thought it was quite good. Not sure how much the 1080p/blu-ray combination helped it out, but the budget surround sound was stellar especially for the low price it was. Budget as in $67 (with discount) 5.1 computer speakers hooked up to the TV.