Pointless Announcements

I made this easy illustrated guide to the "TFP love triangle"
This took almost as much as skill as plucking nosehair.

 

There is NO love on this forum...just a lot of anal sex.

 

That would be the reason for the quotes. Both "love" and "triangle" were a bit off to put it mildly but they were shorter.

 

But I do love my roommates! I said I was having a bad day and I was welcomed home with a surprise to help me feel better.

 

love triangle diagram looks like a bird sitting down

 

The absolute best way to recover from having the shit beat out of you by an almost-four-year-old is a chalice of Breckenridge Vanilla Porter. And, yes, the Zombie Child bit me again. And nearly snatched me bald. And clocked me in the eye.
I love working for free.

 

The 3 year old uses the ipod more than I do, and is better at managing some of the mundane things on it like erasing and moving icons that she just knows her dad wanted gone or rearranged.
have to love the random kisses though, and the day is always better when she hurries to sit in my lap.

 

We're debating whether to go camping in Asheville in late August or to Savor in June for our much deserved vacation.
Sugar Daddy did Savor on a guy's trip last year... it sounded divine. And this year one of my favorite breweries (Cigar City) got selected in the lottery to be present. Tocabaga Red and Maduro Brown, for the win, yo.

Tonight was tough. It is very visceral to deal with a kid who is desperate to communicate what is wrong, and doesn't have the words. All he knows is violence. It almost makes me physically ill... it's against everything in my bones to physically restrain a kid. But it hurts me, too, so it's a war between self-preservation and protecting the kid. Protection wins out EVERY time. And I deal with it on the way home with a few tears and the shakes. I've got a way to go. Twenty-seven minutes is a long time.

 

The violence part does not apply but I can most definitely relate to having a child that does not have the words to communicate. She is as smart as anything but the actual vocabulary just is not there. But this girl did earn the nickname "Tuff" after surviving her mother's gallstone surgery, the morphine afterwards, etc when she was just three or four months along. We were prepared as much as we could be for far worse, and both my wife and I have seen far worse working with the developmentally delayed population in years past.

 

It takes a special person to do what you do noodle. I hope you know that.

 

I spent the majority of the day cleaning the main floor of the house, and doing laundry, baking, etc. Its not something I do out of pleasure, it just needs to get done, and I'm the only asshole around this house that does it. So I was quite crabby tonight when I finished. And my brother pushed too many of my buttons. He's 19, he deserved it, the lazy ass. What he got back makes me feel a little guilty: I chucked his fucking heavy, stinky, smelly hockey bag down a flight of 14 steps. Nothing broke (though they could have, FUCK me I couldn't afford that). But, at least his nasty smelling hockey shit isn't in the kitchen anymore. He's a slob, and I'm sick of cleaning up after a teenage boy. -_-

 

This is what happens when I humour the voices in my head and have time to play with Photoshop/the GIMP

 

Use massage oils and he can use his forearms and elbows. For more pressure, he can even use the heels of his feet. ( don't knock it ) If you have any kind of ass, hands are a poor method of deep massage.

 

rick santorum? can you fucking believe these people?

 

I can, actually. It's the "anybody but Obama" crowd. The wins are from some of the most socially conservative states around.

 

Serious lack of ideas and leadership all around...
(rest of thoughts even too pointless for this thread)