Pointless Announcements

Well, duh.


I'll let your non-ass massaging boyfriend sing "You are the wind beneath my wings" since that's apparently all he's good for.

Oh, have I not mentioned that I'm headed to North Carolina in 2 weeks? And that I've been strengthening my hands?

Seriously, where's the burning hatred? If I didn't want to be belittled, I would have tagged Eden myself in that post.

 

Wrong version of the word "tag". I'm usually trying to "tag" Eden in a gay way - in this case it meant in the thread.

Jeez, you'd think that an editor would know how to read good and stuff.

 

At least you had the decency to warn me.

time for another vacay.

 

Didn't you hear? You're taking the kids to Disney by yourself. Your wife is staying behind.

 

well I meant vacay to spend time alone with you, but FINE, BE THAT WAY!

 

Our agreement is anonymous, no-strings sex. That means no vacations together or long stares into each others' eyes.

That's what I'm doing with your wife. Well, among other dirty, dirty things. I figure I'll trot out the old "clear the desk of the hotel room and take her there" routine. She liked it last time.

 

You must really enjoy rejection and being laughed at. Sounds like you need to keep a dominatrix on retainer or a constant supply of meds to battle your delusions.

 

Wait, am I delusional or am I a sub? They seem mutually exclusive to me.

Have fun at Disney! See if you can get "Cuckold" embroidered on a set of Mickey ears.

 

I must have had some serious trauma as a kid.
Every time this kid bites me I have a weird sympathetic nervous system response.
Fight or flight has nothing on this. It's strange and not at all pleasant.

 

While that would be a great set of ears, it won't ever happen because you actually had even a 1/2 % of a chance with my wife (cue "so you're saying I have a chance"). The gap toothed, crack head hooker down the street? That's more in the realm of your possibility.

I have to give you credit for taking that age old saying to heart however - "....try, try again."

 

All I'm saying is that the threesome with your wife, CinnamonGirl and me is going to be EPIC. I'd offer to shoot video but I'm too much of a gentlemen on one hand and too much of a realist on the other in that I know you'd just criticize my editing and post-production instead of paying attention to the on-screen action.

 

Shopping for funeral attire tonite. Had thrown out all appropriate outfits as they were 4 sizes too big. Have a black bra & panties and black hooker shoes. Need 'nice pantsuit' or simple dress. Probably gonna have to wear pumps or something equally bland. Probably gonna shop in the same place I get my yoga pants*; hope I don't throttle anyone.
*Target, gord help me.
--- merged: Feb 7, 2012 11:26 PM ---
Happy Posting Bot: Are you fucking kidding me?!

 

If it get's any more complicated, its gonna end up needing to be explained by an infographic of a geometrical shape that can't actually physically exist

 

It is truly inspiring to see just how big a legend you are in your own mind.

 

I couldn't possibly take on another client.

Once again... CinnamonGirl is MINE fucktard. I'd threaten to beat you, but I think you would like that all too much. I also think Lordeden and Glory's Sun would get too much pleasure from thinking about that.

 

Inspiring yes...but so very sad at the same time.

 

Shut up when I'm talking to you.