"But you did that sexy thing!"

Biting my shoulder/licking my neck/scenting my neck from behind.
Grabbing a handful of my hair and just yanking my head around to where he wants it.
Taking off whatever shirt he's wearing to reveal an undershirt.
Waking me up with penetration.
Walking up to me, manhandling me over whatever surface is available, telling me he's going to fuck me now.
Stroking the inside of my wrists.
Telling me about his sexual adventures.
Watching him program or do some other techy thing that I don't understand.
Speaking another language fluently.
Watching him dominate a social group.

 

I live in a gynocentric arrangement, by default. My SO came from a totalitarian matriarchy and his deference is always bestowed upon the dominant female. Growing up, my clan was ruled by a very dominant Alpha male and an accidental coup (oxymoron) has placed me in an unexpected position of power, following several years of chaos in the wake of the quest for a new leader.

I’m oddly turned on by being addressed by my full, given name. If an attractive male says my full name with unusual frequency, it is music to my va jay-jay.

 

Whenever my fiancée did anything that caused her to bend over in front of me.

When we spoon and she she gently rubs her ass on my crotch.

Whenever she's pissed off. Angry sex for the win.

Otherwise, the presence of her naked body in any and all positions, anytime and anywhere, always does it for me.

 

not sure why this is a big hit.... i've known a few girls that like the same thing

 

I'll need to add something..

I can see into the bathroom partly if I'm lying on the bed..I love it when she leaves the door cracked (on purpose no doubt) enough that I can see her in the mirror. So when she steps out of the shower all glistened up and proceeds to lotion her body, bending over, rubbing and making sure her body is in the oh so right position that I can see, but playing innocent about it. Yup..that's a win.

 

color me disappointed that this thread doesn't have more replies.



don't be shy people..it's just random letters strung together, it's not like we're actually watching you fuck.

 

Yeaaah, I've determined that this iteration of TFP is a little short on the written content.

I posted that thread asking about why boobs are awesome with questions to the ladies.

Turned into another pointless "Boobs are great, here's more porn pictures!" thread.

That's not the fucking reason why they're awesome, people.

If I can't start a discussion on boobs... what can I do?

 

Plan9

:shrug: it's kind of amazing isn't it? I mean..I'm guilty of derailing threads all the time, but I would have thought something like this, which nearly everyone can write about would at least garner more posts. Oh well.. at least I can say I did my part and hopefully people enjoyed it, but I wish they'd step up a bit more.

 

ok,ok... i thought my previous posts would just be funny, but i guess they were a bit off topic...

I think men find boobs "special" cuz we dont have them... plus, women's skin is softer than our own, so the whole experience of touch, texture, pliability is foriegn to us, and therefore "special"... i also personnally believe that we humans pocess a sixth sense that has many practical uses. most common is when you feel like someone is watching you. not quite as common, but to me more powerful, is the feeling you get when a woman touches you. any knid of touch, specifically here, suppose a woman approaches you from behind and holds you in a manner that allows her breasts to gently make contact with your back. clothed or not, this sends shockwaves up my spine, and i immediately know whats going on. i think that whatever biomechanics are behind this sixth sense, most likely project from our nervous system, which is most tightly networked in the head, and errogenous zones... including a woman's breasts.

That, and Boobs are great...

-Bronc

 

I'll bite.

The new guy:

Instructing me (or anyone else) on lifting technique. And demonstrating.
Alternatively, watching him lift heavy things. Repeatedly.
Leaning over to whisper in my ear about an inside joke when we're with a large group of people.
Talking to and gently petting or playing with my cats.
Getting excited when he talks about his kids.
Announcing to me that he's naked so I can look.
When he gets into bed and immediately scoots over to the center, lying on his back, inviting me to snuggle with my head on his shoulder.

 

I think I'm going to start a thread called "An Evening of Discussion with Glory's Sun and Plan9."

Yeaaah, it'll be like the NSFW version of Masterpiece Theater where we just talk to each other.

As is this one... OOOooo... maybe the staff can move your response to that boobs thread so it actually makes sense.

 

I'm down..but it will probably just turn into a facepalm fest where you hate my gay jokes and I hate your constant glorification of cats and the rest of the board shakes their heads in misery.

 

facepalm

and it begins.

 

Oh, man... I just got a great idea for another TFP photo showdown: The Bookish Nerds of TFP. My sweatervest is calling.

Wrong thread, goddamnit. Focus.

If so, I only date poor women.

*rimshot*

 

In my defense, i got confused due to your previous post... the one where you talked about your boobs question... i realized it wasnt the right thread right after... ooops...

as far as this thread goes, if a woman "hugs" my upper arm with her hands/forearms while laying her head on my shoulder as she is making her request, im done for... maybe a little strange, but if she does that, she can have pretty much anything she wants...

usually doesnt work out to my advantage...

 

Back on topic- I'd add to the thread, but my old lady is the complete opposite and actively works to see how low she can set the bar before I just don't want to have sex with her.

-Weight gain? check!
-Sweat pants to bed? check!
-Cucumber slices on the eyes and hair in curlers? Well, these things don't happen overnight.

Her goal is to fit in with the rest of her friends whose husbands are dead batteries, so to speak.

I'm not bitter about it, though. This is why the Creator invented photo-editing software so that I can lead a Tyler Durden-esque existence...

 

Um... uh... you're kidding, right? It's like one of those jokes that's a little too personal to be totally funny.

You're not this guy. No, not in my world. In my world you're an invincible sex machine with an Uzi.

 

MeltedMetalGlob PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN via photoshop!!!!!