Funny Things You Found On The Net !

"Believe me, I'm not trying to influence the voting - it's the voters I'm after."

 

Boo!bies.

 

translation: those were the happy days until some freak invented the bicycles for women

 

You are probably wondering why I invited you all here tonight

 

I knew someone who rented a portable industrial water pump to drain a large ditch/canal. The guys he sent set it up & left it running, with the outflow hose dumping the water into another ditch. When he checked on it about five hours later he noticed the water level hadn't dropped.

Not one of them had realized the ditches were connected by culverts, that were covered by water or vegetation. They were the same body of water.

Duh!

 

My wife didn't get it, or laugh.

 

Italian pizza Xmas tree

 

Reminds me of Pizza the Hut!
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Test. I'm getting nothing, not even the image thingy, in the original post.

Edit: Nothing in the quote.