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Dry eyes. I hate it. Ironically when you have dry eyes, they water. Go figure. So I am constantly dabbing at my eyes. Using lubricant drops but they don't seem to be helping much these last few days. About to squirt a tube of KY in them. Really is bad in the winter, especially with forced air heat. But can also be just as bad in the summer when the AC runs constantly.

 

Tonight, I am drinking margaritas.

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The new people at choir practice can't carry a tune worth a damn.



(I'm the one on the right, by the way.)

 

Your right, or my right? C'mon, put a fedora on his head and he could be your Aleutian step-brother.

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Damn, I miss my cheap fedora I had in highschool.

 

I need to hang out with MM more. M is for margarita

Some days, I wish I could throw myself on the floor, pitch a fit, and bit people to get them to leave me alone, too, kid.

 

I just ordered an Achilles support and two ankle supports from Amazon.

 

I feel your pain. Hate, hate, hate the eye-dabbing thing.
I think I'm getting some relief using a humidifier. Just started this winter. Have a big one in the central part of the house and a wee one here in my 'office.' Down side is that my nose runs more, it seems. Sorry if TMI.

 

I'm craving an eclair.

 

Definitely for me, the drier the air the worse it is. However it has been rainy and foggy all day and my right eye has been tearing constantly. I use drops, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. Today nothing works.

Check here http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/dry-eyes/DS00463/DSECTION=causes

 

I once drank them out of Smithwicks. It was OK since I vomited it up on the then-under-construction library down the street.

 

Yep. Although it wasn't as cool looking as MeltedMetalGlob would have done it.

 

Gross

 

We actually fought over who would wear the fedora in the picture.


Too bad for him I am adept at kicking the crap outta any blubbery pinniped I encounter.

(Yes, I know the previous mammal was a seal, and this one is a walrus. Cut me some slack, fer crissakes!)

 

you could fuck someone up with those tusks....

 

MeltedMetalGlob, I'm less offended by your raping of biology compared to the Giant Googly Eyes you have that thing.

That and the fact that it looks like there's a human skull floating in the water.

 

Probably one of his previous victims- certainly justifies my "de-tusking" of him, at any rate!

 

I am posting officially on my new computer. What an age we live in.

 

MeltedMetalGlob Your pictures make me laugh so fucking much. I have no idea where you live, but I end up near you at any point in time, I'm buying you enough beers to make you think you really are Indy.

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Meeting more TFPers tomorrow. I will take the "TFP meetup champ" crown from amonkie. I'll even do it without her amazing assets that she possesses.

Soon all TFPers will have met me and realized that I really am a giant (but really short) asshole, online and IRL.

 

Glad you're in the running for second place around here. Who else is competing? I can't be bothered to keep track since you're all so far behind.