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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Sure. I've been reviewing CVs and resumes for the past six months. Just took a seminar in it Wednesday night.

    For the first time in 9 days, I did what was best for ME today... dropped a seminar that I didn't really need to get caught up on what I've already taken and to work on my first offical psychological report for practicum. Go, me.
     
    Japchae, Jan 20, 2012
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  2. EventHorizon

    EventHorizon assuredly the cause of the angry Economy..

    Location:
    FREEDOM!
    what do normal college people do on friday nights? i'll never know because i have CBT. for. hours.
     
    EventHorizon, Jan 20, 2012
    #5282
  3. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    Thanks, Fangirl. Fingers crossed for nothing too scary. As crappy as my eyesight is—and I do wear contacts (and I switched out my left one this morning for a brand new lens, so I'm thinking it's not something on the lens)—I'd like to keep my eyes fully functioning, since they're kind of important in my line of work.

    It does pretty much look exactly like this, so... bummer.

    [​IMG]

    The price I pay for getting older and wiser.
     
    DamnitAll, Jan 20, 2012
    #5283
  4. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Pfft.

    I've had those pretty much my whole life. When I was a kid I used to think I could see the bacteria on the surface of my eyeball.

    They haven't stopped me from doing anything... and you know how important vision is for dumbasses in my line of work.
     
    Plan9, Jan 20, 2012
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  5. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    That sounds dirty

    It was actually supposed to be a period after elephant, but that key doesn't work
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Jan 20, 2012
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  6. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Are you sure you're not pregnant? You seem to be missing your period.
     
    the_jazz, Jan 20, 2012
    #5286
  7. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Looking forward to my vegan burrito bowl from Chipotle for lunch.
     
    snowy, Jan 20, 2012
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  8. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Buh dum bump

    Oooh that was sooooooo funny
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Jan 20, 2012
    #5288
  9. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Mein arms art tired. Tank you very much.
     
    the_jazz, Jan 20, 2012
    #5289
  10. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I hate rejecting manuscripts of people I know.

    They know it happens; I know it happens.

    That doesn't make it any easier.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jan 20, 2012
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  11. Fangirl

    Fangirl Very Tilted

    Location:
    Arizona
    Yeah, getting older (and wiser) can be a real drag.
    Floaters drove me crazy at first--any light background which I fixed my eyes upon literally had teeny-tiny blotches on them. After awhile I learned to look past them or when they do pop up, ignore them.
     
    Fangirl, Jan 20, 2012
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  12. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    I've have those also. Never knew what they were until now.
     
    Craven Morehead, Jan 20, 2012
    #5292
  13. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Me too, ever since I can remember, definitely as a little kid even.
     
    Borla, Jan 20, 2012
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  14. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    There is no easy way to say this.

    This phenomenon you guys have isn't really as common as is implied. It actually indicates that you are descendants of Atlantis.

    When Atlantis sank into the ocean, several had managed to flee via astral travel. They currently reside off planet somewhere beyond our galaxy.

    Those "floaters" you see are actually telepathic communications from your Atlantean brethren residing afar. Unfortunately, these communications appear garbled or blurred as a result of your not having pure Atlantean blood.

    But have hope: It is said that you can learn to decipher the messages through mastering transcendental meditation practice (within 10 years of rigorous training). Also, there is some speculation that the pureblood Atlanteans beyond our galaxy are working on a way to communicate with their earthbound descendants. Finally, one promising theory suggests that tin foil placed upon one's cranium may act as both an amplifier of the telepathic signal and an appropriate filter of cosmic interference (and not to mention radiation!).

    Have faith!
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jan 20, 2012
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  15. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    Speed_Gibson, Jan 20, 2012
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  16. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    Must be why I've always liked this song....

     
    Craven Morehead, Jan 20, 2012
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  17. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Well, it's official. Baraka_Guru has outed himself as Eddie. It was fun while it lasted.
     
    the_jazz, Jan 20, 2012
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  18. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    :D
     
    Craven Morehead, Jan 20, 2012
    #5298
  19. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    You never can tell with those 2,000+ post spammers out there. :eek:
     
    Speed_Gibson, Jan 20, 2012
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  20. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    gettin' a buzz on while doing laundry, gotta stay halfway straight for chat later, but gonna try to golf tomorrow...
     
    uncle phil, Jan 20, 2012
    #5300
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