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This dude definitely gets an "A" for effort.

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Borla, Jan 15, 2012.

  1. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    http://www.suntimes.com/news/crime/...ged-with-dui-after-crashing-into-cop-car.html

    Drunk enough at 11am to be driving around in just underwear and socks? Now THAT my friends takes effort. :p I mean, at 5-6am it's still possible he's finishing an epic night out. At 6-7pm it's possible he started at 3-4pm and just trainwrecked into doing shots within an hour. But drunk out of your mind at 11am is pretty hardcore.
     
    Borla, Jan 15, 2012
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  2. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    pretty 'ckin' cold, too...
     
    uncle phil, Jan 15, 2012
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  3. Joniemack

    Joniemack Beta brainwaves in session

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    I don't know, my ex-husband is normally drunk at 11 am. Oh yeah, he's pretty hardcore - starts early and guzzles two six packs before most normal people have their 1st cup of coffee. If he's out and about only in underwear and socks, it's a sure bet he's left to buy more beer and could give a shit how he's dressed when going to answer the call. We keep waiting for the eventual DUI stop but it seems he's got the Budweiser angel on his shoulder. Many a destroyed mailbox and telephone pole in his wake, but alas, no arrest and thank goodness so far, no fatalities. But how long, how long?
     
    Joniemack, Jan 15, 2012
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  4. JERSEYBOY

    jerseyboy Vertical

    I dont think it takes that much effort. Just go to brunch and have a boatload of mimosas!
     
    jerseyboy, Jan 15, 2012
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  5. Joniemack

    Joniemack Beta brainwaves in session

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    I'm guilty of that but I tend to leave my clothes on....at least until 2pm.
     
    Joniemack, Jan 15, 2012
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  6. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I understand the mimosas, but not going somewhere fancy enough to serve them for brunch while in my underwear. :p
     
    Borla, Jan 15, 2012
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  7. Joniemack

    Joniemack Beta brainwaves in session

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    Come on to my place, Borla. I'll let you drink my mimosas naked.
     
    Joniemack, Jan 15, 2012
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  8. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I knew something good would come from this thread.............:p
     
    Borla, Jan 15, 2012
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  9. Joniemack

    Joniemack Beta brainwaves in session

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    Shoving an opportunity into an open spot is my specialty.

    Note the cover charge and 5 drink minimum. Nothing is free. :(
     
    Joniemack, Jan 15, 2012
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  10. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Shouldn't it be an "uncover" charge?

    *rimshot*
     
    Borla, Jan 15, 2012
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  11. Joniemack

    Joniemack Beta brainwaves in session

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    Oh yes, leave your, shirt, pants, and wallet with the hatcheck girl. No tickie, no takie.

    Soon we're going to have to move this thread to
    Current Rules for Being Clothed/Naked as an Adult
     
    Joniemack, Jan 15, 2012
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  12. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I'm starting to feel incredibly used. :p
     
    Borla, Jan 15, 2012
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  13. Joniemack

    Joniemack Beta brainwaves in session

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    Just relax and enjoy it. It's always worked for me.
     
    Joniemack, Jan 15, 2012
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  14. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Yes ma'am.
     
    Borla, Jan 15, 2012
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