Pointless Announcements

There's 36 entries under my name on LinkedIn. I have namesakes across the US, Canada, Great Britain, Ireland and Australia.

 

Nice. Hmm, according to LinkedIn I have the most boring name of the '80s. Does anybody actually do anything on LinkedIn?

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I'm going to be completely unsupervised in the apartment until 2100 tonight. Oh, the horror. I've got my toys spread out all over the living room and I'm watching campy horror movies, doing that thing where I repeat lines randomly. The combination of cheap beer and oddball prison inmate exercises is going to be really interesting, too. How many pullups can I do over a Tales from the Crypt feature-length double shot? Let's find out.

 

I've done some networking in a few groups. Posted a few questions to which I've gotten responses. Plotted world domination. You know, stuff

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My Ohio BFF is coming to Oregon in February!!! I am soooo happy! So happy to have a definite visit from an old friend in Feb. and a maybe visit from a different friend in March.

CinnamonGirl is my NC BFF.

 

Fixed that for you.

 

The only other person with my name is a 5'1" Vietnamese photographer in Portland.
I keep telling people it's not me.

 

I'm going to find her and be her friend!

THANKS!

 

Have at it, Capitain MacAwkwardPants. I have complete faith in you.

 

I need cape! A totally awkward cape!

 

Who the hell uses LinkedIn?

XING is the way to go for professionals.

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*keeps quiet about his LinkedIn account out of shame*

 

Yeaaaaaaaah, your NC BFF is po'. Soon as I can afford a plane ticket and get time off work, I'm there.

 

How cute. My 3 year old is trying to put a short SATA cable on my wrist as a bracelet.

 

Have you seen Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight, with William Sadler, Jada Pinkett and Billy Zane? Cool little story.

 

That one is great. I enjoyed Bordello of Blood as well but Demon Knight was better in my opinion.

 

Many times. I'm watching it again along with Bordello of Blood.

 

Bordello is the one with Dwayne Wayne, right? Didn't care much for that one, for some reason.

Oh yeah, there was a dearth of nudity. I expected some nippular or assular action with a title like that. It delivered on the blood, though.

 

Main people I remember are Dennis Miller, the Blonde from Under Siege, and Dick Miller (had to look up his name, nearly everyone know his face)

 

Sick all day. Headache, tummy-ache...worst is the sweating and chills...which just this second I realized could be menopause. There should be a menopause-o-meter so you know if its just you...or the hormones.