Boobs: What's the deal? (NSFW)

Mmm, I'm pretty sure you used the flashy thing on all of us after Eddie was banned.

I still haven't found my fuckin' wallet.

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You know what this thread needs? Delicious girl* boobs in triangle tops. Mmm, I love me some triangle tops.

Most women I know have stated they're useless in the support department but that's not the reason we like them.

* I have to specify or face the consequences of the everpresent Tilted Faggot Project homo joke mafia

 

Who's Eddie?

Hey, can you look at this? No, eyes up here, pervert.

 

"smooth snowglobe shape" I must admit that doesn't sound very sexy...

 

Didn't know it was the politicians... I started using more padded bras at work, since my constantly pointing nipples caused distraction...

 

No, I guess not, sorry. Carry on....

 

Word.

 

The visible erect nipple seems to have been replaced by CLEAVAGE! As someone recently said, smoth snowgloble bras don't show nipples but they sure push up the cleavage. Not sure why women are more concerned with a perky nipple than half a breast being exposed above a bra. Not complaining much...I like the cleavage, too. Boobs are just wonderful....

 

Interesting observation.

Pointy nipples are a no-go yet we smash boobs together like we're about to climb aboard for some type of ride and it's perfectly cool to display that.

My current girlfriend has a Victoria's Secret catalog on her desk and based on the first three pages, it seems to be pretty darn true: You could hold a pencil between those tits (no, not under them, that's another test, I believe) when they're crammed into a your-dazzling-adjective-here brassiere.

It's my general opinion that such extreme cleavage is the duckface pose of the torso. You don't have Down's syndrome, but it's what you're going for.

 

Why can't we have BOTH?

 

great fucking point. what's with that?
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or take our pick?

 

I know that I, for one, would be constantly looking around wondering what they're pointing at. That could be distracting!

 

I have to confess that I would be one of those very distracted. I loves the nipples, more so than cleavage. Erect nipples are like beacons summoning my attention. I find it hard to avert my gaze or contain my drool. How very hetero of me.

 

These two posts above prove my point. Once a colleague made a joke on me, when I came to the computer after him. He had attached two pieces of blue sticker on monitor, so they looked like nipples. That was funny, but I don't know... at some point at work I started to care more... we had younger guys working during summers. This was years ago. I realized, some men either felt a bit awkward or then they grinned... my nipples really live like their own life, they are pointy practically all the time, so I've felt it better to not draw too much attention to them.

 

Having the high beams shining in your face at work could get distracting I suppose.
I think that I could tough it out!

 

Clevage is just as distracting. However, I still think I'd vote for both.

 

Both, definitely. I loves me the cleavage, I cannot lie, but nothing quite has the fascination of perky nipples.

 

Maybe this is a new thread but tattos and piercing are new elements on boobs. Not sure I'm lovin' the completely tattoed boob. Don't understand the pierced nipple. That's gotta hurt .... and is there a benefit? Inquiring minds would like to know.

 

Maybe this had been addressed, but to find out I'd have to go back and check the post before this I ain't gonna do that sooo

My thesis and mind you this is only on a porportioally sized woman

A cup - hey don't laugh those are still tits, I think they're cute
B cup - Um Hi what's your name?
C cup - OK that's enough of that now
D cup - Yeah I know, but what am I supposed to do with the rest of it?
DD cup - stop it, just stop

Falsies in most any size.......no (exception medical/astetical need, not PURELY cosmetic)

 

My wife is in the DD++ category, if not more. The darling children gave her free upgrades without surgery or anything else in that line.

 

I pointed this fact out to a younger man, who admires big breasts and told him women usually get these upgrades for free along with the children. He said, that's far too expensive way.