Just noticed the Mayan countdown clock

One year from today it's over.

Let's drink!

 

Hookers and blow!

 

Or hookers and hookers

And beer

 

Aren't I a big enough slut for everyone?

 

Mmm, I'm waiting until after 2012 to pick up stockpiled ammo from some ridiculous cache.

"I maxed out the credit cards for Armageddon... help me keep my house! Please buy my stuff."

 

Oooh, there's a bad joke with "oblate" as the punchline. Don't make me do it.

 

Do it! Do it like Phil Knight!

 

...I'd feel safer if Glory's Sun was here.

Did I just say that?​

 

Hmmmm... remember according to the Mayan calendar, we have t minus 365 days till the end/spiritual awakening/the anunaki return. This was day 1.​

http://news.yahoo.com/space-ball-drops-namibia-133326985.html

 

[sigh] Actually the Mayan calendar says no such thing. It's a misunderstanding of a partial translation and, at this point, has become a wilfull misunderstanding. Anyone who tells you that the Mayans had an Apocalyptic destruction myth is either not reading what the Mayans wrote or deliberately twisting it to fit their own agenda. The Mayan calendar is circular (actually it's 3 circles that interact with each other) so there isn't an end. The 12/20/12 event is supposed to be a god coming back for a party with people, not to kill them.

I expect that during the coming 364 days this thread will be filled with pseudo-science and the like.

 

No worries.

Just stand behind me. My unmatched skill with the phased plasma rifle (in 40 Watt range) and butchery of the King's English will save the day.

 

Jazz seriously, I'm joking. I lived through the big "world's end when the computers all crash 1/1/2000 because Windows wasn't built to recognize the new millennia". I survived the comet that the cult in San Diego committed suicide for. I survived last year's med issues. This is just a humorous type distraction for me. It's fun.

 

I wasn't directing my comment at you, Pan. I was simply commenting on the phenomenon of this impending Mayan prediction. If you look back a page, you'll see where I posted essentially the same thing. You just happened to comment when I had the time to think about this thread again.

 

Just as long as they don't party like the Aztecs.