Pointless Announcements

I thought that the first time I saw it 2 years ago.


Know the easiest way to find out what things you didn't put away/up off the floor thing night before?
Get a cat.
Want to find every single thing you've ever tried to hide form a cat?
Get two.

 

I had pretty much decided on not going to my 2 year old nephew's birthday party on Sunday, (for some reason he's scared of me and cries and hides when he sees me), but then I heard my brother was making a brisket for dinner, so i said fuck that! Shorty McCriesAlot'll have to get over it. I want some free brisket.

 

Lightly snowing, have to get a hair cut, then go Christmas shopping, then to a Christmas party this evening. But I don't want to do any of it. Just sit here surf the web and surf TV channels. Guess i have the blues for Christmas....

 

really?! a new SO already? i should probably slow down but it's too damn fun

 

person who does p2p downloads of pirated material = person who's going to ask you to help remove virus from their computer.

 

Steel cut oatmeal for breakfast

 

That brings to mind the posts you find when you search for things like "photoshop keygen". I looked out of sheer curiosity again recently and it was almost amusing to see things like "Someone please help me! I need a serial number that works!" My first thought was "spend some money and buy an actual licensed copy or find a cheaper or free alternative".
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Maybe it is your magnificent 70's hair or impressive moustache that frightens him. Oh wait.....not everyone looks like their avatar. My skin is actually more of a bluish purple but the rest of it is right on.

 

Sometimes it makes me feel a little weird when I get stuck on YouTube learning how emo-geek-tastic some om my favorite bands are.
I'm not sure if I ever wanted to see the guys from Starfucker in sausage pants and pyjamas.
I just wanna rock. The only men in tight pants that I wanna see are Robert Plant with his 1970s body and Diamond Dave from way back when.
The rest just look gay.

 

surprise 19th Bday for my son tonight.........

 

Restringing the 12 is a bitch, but my baby girl wants to play it when she arrives from Minnesota today. The 12 gets new strings.

 

So, my purse got lost/stolen Thursday night. All the bank/ID stuff has been taken care of already, but damn it... I'm pissed that my haircut money was in my wallet. I was really looking forward to shorter, non-grey hair.

 

^^^^
Sorry that happened.

Me, I got a new toaster. It makes toast.

Full rant in blog

 

Christmas shopping today was not fun.

 

Frustrated. Cannot find addresses for Christmas cards recipients. Deck the bloody halls.

 

This is why I don't have a dog. It's effin' cold out here.
And, apparently, I'm not very coordinated with those little bags.
I'll take a litter box any day over picking up doggie poo with my hand inside a bag.

 

noodle speaks the truth!!

 

my dogs poop in the River