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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    its sstill colddddd
     
    ralphie250, Dec 10, 2011
    #3761
  2. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    I received a vital email with this subject "You have win an iPad". How exciting!
     
    Speed_Gibson, Dec 10, 2011
    #3762
  3. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Speaking of holiday parties, my work decided to have one for all three sites. Do I want to go? No. Will I go? Only if my coworker pays for my Bunco.
     
    snowy, Dec 10, 2011
    #3763
  4. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Squeeeeeeee. Taking a whale whatching volunteer course!!!! Gonna learn about some whales. Bitches love whales.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Dec 10, 2011
    #3764
  5. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
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    @speedgibson ooooo, sounds inportant
     
    ralphie250, Dec 10, 2011
    #3765
  6. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    My husband snored so much last night I only got any decent sleep after he got up :(
     
    snowy, Dec 10, 2011
    #3766
  7. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

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    sorry, that is what my wife says
     
    ralphie250, Dec 10, 2011
    #3767
  8. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I figure we're square--he snores, I nose-whistle.
     
    snowy, Dec 10, 2011
    #3768
  9. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    my wife talks in her sleep.
     
    ralphie250, Dec 10, 2011
    #3769
  10. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    I keep telling my wife that reportedly a blow job on the snorer is supposed to cure that.

    So far I can't comment if this 'cure' works.
     
    Craven Morehead, Dec 10, 2011
    #3770
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  11. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    It doesn't. I've tried.
     
    snowy, Dec 10, 2011
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  12. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

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    gonna have to try that :D
     
    ralphie250, Dec 10, 2011
    #3772
  13. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Preliminary studies show that blowjobs release the brain chemical associated with the initiating motivator behind doing domestic chores.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Dec 10, 2011
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  14. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I have also tested that hypothesis, and my data supports it.
     
    snowy, Dec 10, 2011
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  15. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
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    i just want a blowjob.
     
    ralphie250, Dec 10, 2011
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  16. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    BWAHAHAHAA!! I just about spit up my lunch reading this.

    I got a blowjob this morning.

    I've also done two loads of laundry, cleaned and organized a ton of stuff, took out the recycling, sorted a bunch of mail, and cleaned out my car since then.
     
    Borla, Dec 10, 2011
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  17. paddyjoe

    paddyjoe curious

    Location:
    ROC boy gone south
    no problem there, ralphie. I'd just as soon tongue kiss his dog....
     
    paddyjoe, Dec 10, 2011
    #3777
  18. grumpyolddude

    grumpyolddude Very Tilted

    Location:
    Metro Detroit, Michigan, USA
    Note to self: don't snore around ralphie!
     
    grumpyolddude, Dec 10, 2011
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  19. Fangirl

    Fangirl Very Tilted

    Location:
    Arizona
    We got the latest-in-the-year first snowfall of any measurement yesterday. Last time snow came so late and 'stuck' in the Chicago area was 1946.
    Not very exciting, but it's all I've got, atm.
     
    Fangirl, Dec 10, 2011
    #3779
  20. grumpyolddude

    grumpyolddude Very Tilted

    Location:
    Metro Detroit, Michigan, USA
    Oh boy! 8 am tomorrow, 55 strangers digging through every nook and cranny of my store counting things!
     
    grumpyolddude, Dec 10, 2011
    #3780
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