The Lindsay Pics - NSFW

You know you want to see them. Check them out while they last.

http://imgur.com/a/y2PNH#0

Please don't post them here.

 

That was worth one million dollars? Hef is losing his touch...

 

Interesting.....for about 30 seconds

 

you're the man jazz

 

Moving on...
Let me know when the Kaley Cuoco pics go up

 

Oye.
She went from hot teenager to 50 year old bag lady in no time flat.

 

Kealy Cuoco posed for Playboy?!? Yeah, let's find those pictures right away!

Also, no one should try to "recreate" Marilyn Monroe, especially not Lindsay Lohan. She tried to do it once. It didn't work. Now she's trying to do it again. What a shocker. It doesn't work, again. The girl is young and sleazy. Her photoshoot should be young and sleazy. Trying to class her up by invoking imagines of a woman she looks nothing like is just stupid.

 

Sadly, not as of yet, but we can dream, eh, Frosstbyte?

 

*fap*

 

I don't even feel like wacking it to this and I've fapped to worse.

 

Whatever. Lindsay is hot...and sexy, even if she is a little slutty.

 

This isn't Lindsay in this picture, this is a massive product of photoshop and makeup. You can barely see her freckles. She's not a redhead and the pictures are stupid. Redhead-drug-free lindsay = Hot. Cokedup-blonde-photoshopped lindsay =/ hot.

 

Heard about the Playboy photo shoot on the radio or somewhere else and my first reaction was "why?". I shall pass on the opportunity to verify for myself that Lindsey is in fact female and to admire the no doubt heavy photo-shopping that the pictures went through.
I would rather look at the "scandalous" pictures (at the time) of Marilyn over those anytime.

 

Lindsay has great tits. Can't deny that.

 

^^ This. Even with the photoshopping, she looks too strung out. She started downspiraling somewhere between 2005 and 2007, and that's when she starting going from "OMG, got to tap that!" to "Yeah, I'd hit it." to "I guess she's still kinda got nice tits, but...."

 

This. If she looked like she did in Mean Girls, my pants would literally fling themselves off and my dick would have learned how to masturbate by itself. Pretending she's a person she's not, and getting rid of all of her attributes that made her attractive in the first place makes this exceedingly meh. She does have nice cans, not going to deny it, but the total package falls far short of where it ought.