Boobs: What's the deal? (NSFW)

Whoa, we taking swinging meat or hanging neats here? This thread is about the almighty, heavenly feminine form of the female breast. Maybe you two should start a penis thread?

 

Sorry Tully,

Boobs are the best things ever. Glad I have two of my very own. I enjoy sharing my treasures with my SO who is glad I have them too. Porn stars, pinup girls, and Playboy centerfolds would be nothing without them. They turn powerful men turn into slobbering fools. They are sex and sustenance all in one place. They've sold more cars than Ford. The earth revolves around them. They can be admired, held, fondled, teased, kissed, sucked, licked, and fucked.

And they have nipples attached to them.

Yes, they are the best things ever.

 

You will certainly get no argument from me....

 

No need to apologize, my post was solely in jest.

As for your post... not a word untrue. But I would add most of us men are slobbering fools constantly, boobs just add to the state.

 

Putting some real effort into getting this thread back to focusing on boobs.
When I snapped this, October was fantastic sunbathing-while-you-read-your-email weather. Sometimes I would find excuses to remain on the deck after I'd finished with that. All work-related of course.

 

Well there is no "no touch rule' here and not all bouncers are ugly. But everything else you say I agree with 100%.

 

i addressed why boobs are hot to some girl the other day... i think she caught me staring

 

I'm really trying to imagine this conversation.

 

i said "nice uhh.... eyes?" she got a kick out of it

 

Haha.
That's cute.

 

Despite what they say or how they react, I think most women like the boob attention. Unless it's coming from their creepy boss who doesn't take them seriously or the neighbor next door with the beer gut and the gun rack on his pickup truck.

 

Oh, hell yeah!
It's great fun 'cos not just men look. Chicks do as well.
That can be interesting because we women can be very judgey about one another.
Guys tend to not be so analytical & critical. They mostly look hungry.

 

Yeah, we're basically sizing each other up but I'll admit that, once the judgey stuff is over, I can be an admirer of another woman's fleshy symmetry.

 

14 pages about boops in couple of weeks...



Losing a breast is one of my biggest fears. Fortunately breast cancer is not common in my family.

 

so when girls first meet each other do they nonverbally set up a boobage hierarchy?

 

And the first post with a pic.

A friend of mine who is a breast cancer survivor (double mastectomy) recently got implants and is so delighted with them. She's says her old ones were never as firm and perky as her replacements and she now finds herself having to fight her husband off with a stick. The loss of a breast is not the end of all things wonderful anymore.
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At a subconscious level, yes, but it doesn't normally result in a cat fight, if that's what you were hoping.

 

the "normally gave me hope

 

I'm pretty certain, I would want to get a breast implant, if I lost the "original" ones. Can they ever make the sensation in nipples feel the same though - I haven't read the whole thread (yet), maybe this was covered already.

 

No, I think this is a topic initiate. A mastectomy removes the nipple along with the breast tissue. Reason leads me to believe that the nerve stimuli to the brain and then to the genitals through nipple stimulation is beyond medical and neurological capabilities right now. I'm not even sure where they procure the nipple material from (inside the vagina maybe?) But it's possible that our brains may "recognize" certain behaviors and deliver the goods anyway. Manual or oral nipple stimulation may be adequately recognizable to the brain to respond as it had when the original nipple was in place. We are amazing machines - software programmed as well as hardware programmed. Of course, this is speculation but I'm sure Googling the particulars can reveal some real answers by breast cancer survivors.