Boobs: What's the deal? (NSFW)

Hey Jonie - 1) thanks

2) I have been up close and personal with as lovely a pair of breasts as I could hope to handle multiple times already today. Starting as part of the standard Sacred Saturday ritual and the last time a short while ago during a friendly nuzzle before they were covered up and taken away from my hands and lips. It is very possible that they will be presenting themselves to me as part of a wakeup call tonight after I've fallen asleep, and I will yet again enjoy them in all the ways I know how. Don't worry about me. I'm a tit-happy old fool up here in Kanuckistan.

 

It's true.

 

I don't like my boobs, but I'm really not supposed to have them...

 

Still crazy about my boobs, after all these years.

 

you and me both

 

Aye, the first thing I told my trainer was that I wanted to get enough muscle on my chest to turn my boobs into the pecs they're supposed to be.

 

I have plenty of muscle, under my man-boobs. Gonna have to lose some weight.

 

I am kind of neutral about my boobs at this point. They served nature's purpose very well, though breastfeeding and pumping and going to school and work was not terribly easy. The kids seemed relatively healthy though and had no trouble bonding.
However, without boobs I would not have nipples and of those I am quite fond as they bring me ridiculous amounts of pleasure.

 

as do i,
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so do mine, sometimes i wonder if most men are this way

 

i jump up and down in front of the bathroom mirror, thinking about my milkshakes... but I don't want all the boys to come to my yard

 

now, i dont do that. lol

 

Me either. But milkshakes are good. Thus the moobs

 

An excellent post in so many ways, but super extra bonus points for use of the word "turgid!"

 

This thread is TITanic.

So much win and so much fail. Hall of Fame material?

 

Quite like watching someone masturbate with words. Epic and furious stroking culminating in a groaning, orgasmic point to made somewhere. I'm a bit of voyeur and fan, to be honest.

 

I suppose to some we're all just churning our arms. I'd have to say it depends on who's doing the churning.