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Happy posting 'bot...

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Lindy, Nov 25, 2011.

  1. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Oh, you know what? I think I was confusing that with the experimental but ill-fated Auto-Infraction Bot. Maybe the 0.918b build.

    Remember that disaster? Totally ED-209'd. Did we ever find those missing users?
     
  2. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Of course we found them! We always find them! Do you think we sit here with bras on our heads all day?
     
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  3. Tophat665

    Tophat665 Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    NoVA
    Yes.
    What does that have to do with your admin abilities? I am 99% certain that "Bra on Head" is one of the boxes they check here if you apply for a sysadmin position.
     
  4. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Umm....

    No...?

    ...
     
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  5. Sÿå:™v•j±¬’ªªiU*å!WVª©IUU

    ?????
     
  6. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Clearly you haven't seen the latest picture of the TFP Admin Team. amonkie took it so she's not pictured.

    tfp admins.jpg

    Martian and cynthetiq are working hard on getting the WOPR to generate 10.21 gigawatts, while I try to explain that mixing memes can have deadly effects. Carbonic is struggling to fart but failing. That explains the look on his face.
     
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  7. martian

    martian Server Monkey Staff Member

    Location:
    Mars
    Semantics: We have five admins. We have one sysadmin.

    All I had to do to get the job was look surly.
     
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  8. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    It's true. Check out his application photo.

    4704751-cute-little-girl-in-summer-dress-on-white.jpg
    I'll tell you one thing - that picture screams "don't fuck with Martian!"
     
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  9. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Ezekiel saw the wheel, way up in the middle of the air. The bot only sees the posts by the side of the road.
    Lindy
     
  10. martian

    martian Server Monkey Staff Member

    Location:
    Mars
    I look damn good in that dress.
     
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  11. Martian.... did you intend to look surly or Shirley?
     
  12. Tophat665

    Tophat665 Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    NoVA
    HBP calls down Thunder and speaks the Same.
    / Don't worry about me, no.....
     
  13. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    So does the Happy Posting Bot handle the TPS reports when it is not busy greeting the new people and lulling them into a false sense of security?
     
  14. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    amish
     
  15. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Posting bot is a capricious brat: An hour ago I had access, now I get denied.
     
  16. lotsofmagnets

    lotsofmagnets Vertical

    happy posting bot should definitely be called optimus prime.
     
  17. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    ^^^ thanks, that was the best name i could come up with.
     
  18. Tophat665

    Tophat665 Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    NoVA
    .... He loved Happy Posting Bot.
     
  19. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    When all of you are running in terror, I will be at the head of the pack shouting back "I told you so".
     
  20. Note to self: I don't have to outrun the Happy Posting Bot. I only have to outrun other tfpers.
     
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