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Happy posting 'bot...

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Lindy, Nov 25, 2011.

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  1. Tophat665

    Tophat665 Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    NoVA
    Who's your buddy, Loyal to the end? Serve Happy Posting Bot. Happy Posting Bot is your friend.
    Happy Posting Bot is happy!
    Happy Posting Bot is crazy!
    Happy Posting Bot wants you to be happy.
    This will drive you crazy.
     
    Tophat665, Nov 29, 2011
    #21
  2. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    Trying to get on his good side before the next round of terror begins? Is it a coincidence that the Happy Posting Bot appears this close the Mayan end of the world in 2012?
     
    Speed_Gibson, Nov 29, 2011
    #22
  3. aquafox

    aquafox Getting Tilted

    Location:
    Ibapah, UT
    is the bot related to GLaDOS? Posting for science?
     
    aquafox, Nov 29, 2011
    #23
  4. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    The Bot which must not be named is actually related to WOPR. Fortunately it does not have access to nuclear launch codes or missile silos.
     
    Speed_Gibson, Nov 29, 2011
    #24
  5. Tophat665

    Tophat665 Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    NoVA
    HPB! Klaatu barada nikto!
    Klaatu barada nikto!
     
    Tophat665, Nov 30, 2011
    #25
  6. Jove

    Jove Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Michigan
    The Happy Posting bot is indifferent to your first world problems.
     
    Jove, Dec 1, 2011
    #26
  7. Tophat665

    Tophat665 Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    NoVA
    Happy posting bot is sorry, but it cannot do that, Dave.
     
    Tophat665, Dec 1, 2011
    #27
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  8. CaptainBob

    CaptainBob Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Kingston, eh?
    The Happy posting bot cannot count. It has been my experience that you need 3 posts to enter Posting Games.
     
    CaptainBob, Dec 1, 2011
    #28
  9. Fangirl

    Fangirl Very Tilted

    Location:
    Arizona
    The HPB used to get me all the time but I told him to back the ... off and he's not said a word to me since.
     
    Fangirl, Dec 1, 2011
    #29
  10. martian

    martian Server Monkey Staff Member

    Location:
    Mars
    Happy Posting Bot can count fine. He just doesn't like you.
     
    martian, Dec 2, 2011
    #30
  11. aquafox

    aquafox Getting Tilted

    Location:
    Ibapah, UT
    but can he multiply and divide?
     
    aquafox, Dec 2, 2011
    #31
  12. Zweiblumen

    Zweiblumen Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Iceland
    I think that The Happy posting bot gets confused by very large numbers, like 1 and higher
     
    Zweiblumen, Dec 2, 2011
    #32
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  13. grumpyolddude

    grumpyolddude Very Tilted

    Location:
    Metro Detroit, Michigan, USA
    It's numeric vocabulary is all 1's and 0's.
     
    grumpyolddude, Dec 2, 2011
    #33
  14. Tophat665

    Tophat665 Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    NoVA
    Let's hope not. That path leads to grey goo.
     
    Tophat665, Dec 2, 2011
    #34
  15. CaptainBob

    CaptainBob Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Kingston, eh?
    The ability to divide opens up the possibility of dividing by zero. This will end all life as far as the running program is concerned. The server will likely hang and all hard disks will then need replacing.
     
    CaptainBob, Dec 2, 2011
    #35
  16. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    01010011111111111110010100111010100110
    01011101101001010101
    101010101100011010110010010010101010101010101001

    1010010101010100101010111001010010000101010111010101
    1010101010101010010100100101010101010101010011001

    Translation: you're screwed, buttwad.
     
    the_jazz, Dec 2, 2011
    #36
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  17. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Especially considering the logic of his bot-to-human protocol is based on the Book of Ezekiel.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Dec 2, 2011
    #37
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  18. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Wrong reference. Try again.
     
    the_jazz, Dec 2, 2011
    #38
  19. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I thought he was reprogrammed to remove the Book of Job. Surely he still doesn't....? He doesn't, right...?
     
    Baraka_Guru, Dec 2, 2011
    #39
  20. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Too bad you don't read binary. It was a clever, rational, sane, fearless, intrepid, witty and forceful referrence to the creation of the HPB.
     
    the_jazz, Dec 2, 2011
    #40
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