Boobs: What's the deal? (NSFW)

The point? The point is, there comes a point when everything else is pointless and only a penis will do.

 

Which is why I will never understand why a woman would choose to be a lesbian.

 

Well, because it's not a choice, in that case.

 

So women are forced to munch rug? Interesting theory.

 

I can't for the life of me figure out why so many people choose to be straight.

 

Human's choose to be straight as much as any mammal chooses to be straight.

 

Just like they choose to be gay.

 

Well, if all mammalian species are naturally heterosexual, then homosexual behavior can only be explained as a choice.

 

Munch rug? That's a good one. Gee, never heard that before. You got anymore in your toilet driven pimple ridden adolescent lexicon?

 

Oh, so you're saying you could choose to be attracted to a member of the same sex? Eddie is there something you're trying to tell us?

 

http://www.news-medical.net/news/2006/10/23/20718.aspx

1,500 animal species practice homosexuality

 

............I'm going to ignore the "it's a choice" conversation, except to say, um...no, it isn't.

I will definitely agree with the fact that getting some oral action is TOTALLY AWESOME, and yeah, it makes me want to return the favor.

But back to boobs. Everyone likes boobs. In my experience, even straight girls love boobs. They're just plain fun.

 

Partaking in homosexual behavior is not the same as being homosexual, obviously. Otherwise there would be no propagation of the species.

 

Breasts are Mystery Incarnate. Woman as Goddess, creating life, feeding life, endowed with magical fountains that nurture infants (and in some cases very ill persons). Breasts are the source incarnate. There is powerful imagery surrounding breasts that exists in countless artifacts and paintings and petroglyphs, and which runs throughout our combined histories from the Paleolithic right up to the Bronze age and even later. This imagery shows a universal appreciation for the breasts of women. We are talking an unbroken chain of powerful ideological concepts that are world-wide and consistent through many thousands of years. Thought and idea constructs which still resonate throughout all our cultures. I mean, face it, breasts are simply amazing. And to know that there is the possibility that a firm young breast can lactate and nurture for decades - that is right down to the root incredible. Breasts even seem to carry the heartbeat from the core of a woman and pour unstintingly into the bodies of children, or indeed anyone else who may seek comfort in the bosom of a woman. Breasts are warm, encompassing, and often embody the sweetest curves known to the human eye.

I think a key thing to know about breasts is that they are before words. Breasts underlie words. Breasts are beyond words. Really, we should try to spend less time talking about breasts and speculating what "it" is about breasts, and spend more time admiring them, being in contact with them, and encouraging those who have them to accept our thanks for their existence.

 

So you're saying that these species are choosing to have homosexual relations?

Back to boobs,

I've never felt another woman's boobs. If I did, it would have to be for the fun of it.

 

I used to work on a volunteer fire department, which included EMT work so I've touch breasts without enjoyment. I've also done it for fun. I prefer fun.

 

So what are you doing wasting your time talking about them in this thread?

Not that I mind. I consider this to be the loveliest tribute to boobs I have ever read.
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Oops, I forgot about that. When I was still a nurse, I touched a fair amount of elderly breasts. Not the same and not much fun.

 

It's not sexual so you don't think of it in those terms. After I moved to Mexico I witnesses a scooter slam into a van. watched a woman fly about 25ft and slam into the road. Broke her femur, compound, lots of blood. I started applying pressure to her groin and I heard this guy yelling behind me. Turns out it was her husband. I think he thought I was touching her inappropriately. Some people around him held him back and seemed to be trying to calm him down. I kept a really close eye on him as I cut her pant leg off. Interesting day.

 

When I grow up, I want to be a curmudgeon too. Meanwhile, I enjoy the taste of heaven's gate...
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Epic thread, though.