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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    yes, then we could have awesome statistics like:

    Americans eat 1.6 billion pounds of their treasured national bird every year!
     
    mixedmedia, Nov 24, 2011
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  2. Tophat665

    Tophat665 Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    NoVA
    He got better...
     
    Tophat665, Nov 24, 2011
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  3. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Wild turkeys are noble creatures, especially compared to the sad, sorry things produced by Butterball et al.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Nov 24, 2011
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  4. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Yeah, like you're in any sort of position to criticize, considering you don't eat either.
     
    the_jazz, Nov 24, 2011
    #3264
  5. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Wild turkeys are fucking obnoxious. I'll club them myself if they get too close. They roam rural neighborhoods here in packs.

     
    snowy, Nov 24, 2011
    #3265
  6. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    On vacation in the Keys. Do I really want to get in the pool now that I hear the three year old whose parents we're sharing the rental property with very nearly took a shit in it an hour ago?

    Today I am thankful, as always, to be childfree.
     
    DamnitAll, Nov 24, 2011
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  7. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I find it interesting your belief that one's judgement of nobility is predicated upon one's proclivity to feast upon the subject in question.

    They aren't any less noble just because they don't conform to our human standards.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Nov 24, 2011
    #3267
  8. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    FTFY
     
    the_jazz, Nov 24, 2011
    #3268
  9. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    i have managed to cut not one but both hands today. way to go, bumblefingers!
     
    mixedmedia, Nov 24, 2011
    #3269
  10. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Your face is truly noble!
     
    Baraka_Guru, Nov 24, 2011
    #3270
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  11. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    a 16 lb. bird just jumped into my 325 degree oven, and he was loaded with stuff...

    don't know how he got off the ground...

    must've had some help from newt...
    --- merged: Nov 24, 2011 6:40 PM ---
    not mr. gingrich - this one:
    --- merged: Nov 24, 2011 6:41 PM ---
     
    uncle phil, Nov 24, 2011
    #3271
  12. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Cage match! Cage match! Cage match!
     
    Plan9, Nov 24, 2011
    #3272
  13. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I'll cage match your face!
     
    Baraka_Guru, Nov 24, 2011
    #3273
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  14. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    bwahahahaha...thanks for making me giggle :D

    ***

    I think I miss hanging out with my friends even more than my family on the holidays. We always got together for post-family-gathering drinking, video games, karaoke, whatever. It was awesome.
     
    CinnamonGirl, Nov 24, 2011
    #3274
  15. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    My face will face your face!
     
    the_jazz, Nov 24, 2011
    #3275
  16. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    So...


    The Hangover 3: Jazz, Baraka & Plan9 Take Toronto

    2012    ​



    Yeah.
     
    Plan9, Nov 24, 2011
    #3276
  17. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Obviously I'm the Bradley Cooper of that group.
     
    the_jazz, Nov 24, 2011
    #3277
  18. Tophat665

    Tophat665 Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    NoVA
    Nobility being a quintessentially human standard, I have to call BS on that.

    If you want to go with no less aesthetically pleasant or well adapted or deserving of life, then we're getting somewhere, but imputing nobility to an admittedly handsome bird is practically the definition of the the pathetic fallacy.

    But enough of all that!

    Turkey comé, turkey coma...
    zzzzzzzzzzz
     
    Tophat665, Nov 24, 2011
    #3278
  19. roachboy

    roachboy Very Tilted

    i was invited to a friends for thanksgiving and went to the wrong house. the wrong people were very nice.
     
    roachboy, Nov 24, 2011
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  20. grumpyolddude

    grumpyolddude Very Tilted

    Location:
    Metro Detroit, Michigan, USA
    I thought it was a gaseous thing....
     
    grumpyolddude, Nov 24, 2011
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