Boobs: What's the deal? (NSFW)

I'd rather be a black woman.

 

Babe, I'm going to go down on you like you're a dead zebra carcass.


Makes note to self to remember this one for the weekend.

 

Joking aside. I don't perform cunnilingus. It's one of those things that I just won't do. Yuck.

 

I forgot you were a rancher. Maybe you like horses?

 

wow.........now I have a whole different outlook on the 69 action......(with woman on top)......able to couple the boobs that way,tweak the nips......my sweetie seems to go for it

Zebras eh?
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don't bring the horses into it Alistair,that would be wierd and all......

 

That was hurtful.

 

What multitasking talent does it take to fondle a woman's breast in the 69 position if you're not not doing anything else?

Let's talk the truth of this - She's sucking your dick and your interrupting her rhythm by diddling with her tits for your own enjoyment. If you're not giving back as good as you're getting, it ain't 69.

end of story.

 

Oh, don't worry, I adhere to the age old saying "sex is like a chinese dinner; it's not over until you both get your cookies."

 

dood..........you are sooo missing out if you don't pleasure your woman with the tongue........

*sorry for the pussy sidetrack*

 

A male sexual repertoire that does not include the performance of oral sex is like a meal in a good restaurant that doesn't include a stiff cocktail to at least start it off.

I've heard of men who couldn't/wouldn't but fortunately I've never run across any.

So what is it that turns you off about doing it?

 

That's where the pee comes out.

 

Good thing she doesn't have the same revulsion.

I don't imagine you're much into arousing her anal area with your tongue then.

 

Eww. That's where the poo comes out.

 

Well, at least you've got your anatomy down.

 

Do I get a gold star?

Baraka knows what's up.

 

*weeps in the corner*

Now I know how you guys feel when I come into your threads.

*continues weeping*

It feels AWESOME!

 

I need more coffee. The WTF is overwhelming.

 

what if you were only using one arm to support your weight in a 69, the other going for boob(s) and your face is still south of the border? can someone test this for us?