Boobs: What's the deal? (NSFW)

That's interesting. Why not? I mean.. even Halle Berry? Diana Ross? Wha? ...

 

For the same reason I'm not attracted to men or asian women; they're just not physically, sexually appealing to me.

 

I'm sure black women all over the world would be thankful for that as well. Pasty, white, extremely right wing conservative males are not exactly regarded as sex symbols by women of any race or color. Most assume they are closet gays.

 

That was hurtful.

 

That's a LOT of different types, Eddie. I mean, East and West African are quite different, let alone the difference between a woman from Ceylon and a woman from North Korea or Hokkaidu. How about Samoans?

Spanish OK?

Greek?

Israeli?

Latina?

 

I never mentioned African, I said "black." Uh, as far as asian women go, there are definitely some asians that are smoking hot. Like Zhang Ziyi and even Lucy Lui. But generally, I'm not into their facial features, notably the slanted eyes.

I honestly haven't met a lot of samoan women, but the ones I have met tend to have big, wide noses.

Spanish women? Yes...although I'm partial to blondes so that pretty much rules out latinas. I've dated a couple girls from Argentina, they tend to have lighter skin and many have lighter hair, which I like.

Israeli girls? Oh yeah. Beautiful. Love the deep blue eyes and fair skin. My ex wife is Jewish, her parents emigrated from Israel.

Greek? I dunno. They have kind of crazy, frizzy black hair. But honestly, I don't know that many Greek chicks.

 

A gentle nibble? Yes, please!

 

Who's paying attention to boobs at that point?
I'm like, "hey noob, just focus on the meat please and forget the potatoes"

 

That's my girl!

 

moreso than what followed? I must remember to sharpen my knives before beddy.

 

I'm not seeing the boob action during 69. Usually they are pressed against my abdomen. Hard to fondle.

 

Man nipples just scream for abuse.

 

Bitch! I told you once! It fucking HURTS!

 

You suck it up well.

 

It takes extreme talent coupled with advanced skills in multitasking.

 

Are you talking side by side 69 or top/bottom 69?

If it's top/bottom 69 and you're on top and your hands/arms are not supporting your weight, what is? Is the full weight of your body on her or, god forbid, your head and face?

 

Bingo! I'm like a hyena on a dead zebra carcass when I give head.

 

Umm.. that's hot?

Eddie, you crack me up!

 

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would rate Eddie's cunnilingus performance? 1 needing medical attention and 10 being oblivious due to the fact you are a dead zebra carcass.