Boobs: What's the deal? (NSFW)

And sometimes boob has multiple meanings.

 

You want page numbers? Sure, Eddie. Let me get that for you. Here's Columbus:

More on the early Tainos:

I'll crack open "Mutiny on The Bounty" later.

 

No. You said meso americans, certain central african and south american tribes, and islanders between Asia and Australia didn't sexualize women's breasts. I have yet to see a single factual source to those statements. And no, a novel with fictional characters doesn't count.

 

HEY LOOK EVERYONE! Eddie MANAGED TO DO SOME RESEARCH! IT TOOK HIM ABOUT 6 HOURS AND 12 POSTS IN THIS THREAD BUT HE FINALLY MANAGED TO LOOK SOMETHING UP!

Feel good about that, Eddie? I leave you an overly obvious clue and you can't be bothered to call me on it until it makes you look like you just don't even try. Which you don't.

But fine, if you're going to try to weasel out on a technicality since I'm SURE you recognize that the Tainos lived on the Carribean islands, predominantly, here you go:

But I'm feeling lazy, so here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toplessness

Now, hotshot, where are YOUR facts? Oh, wait, you don't have any.

 

You want facts that men, throughout history, have grabbed boobies during sex?

 

boobs are fun for everyone involved

nuff said

 

Good lord, this is a ton of overthink!

Niner, boobage isn't a science, it's poetry. Boobs are nothing but curvy, pillowy female poetry made real. Overthinking ruins the visceral, emotional, aesthetic appreciation of them-- it's just like laying on the literary criticism too thick can make you forget that literature is made to be beautiful, to inspire, to make the reader feel! The human body is God's canvas, works only partly finished, upon which we paint our passions for one another, and boobs are crowning glories of that work.

My God, how I love them tits! Big, small, in-between, perky or a bit saggy, small or large nipples...they're all so awesome! I love the big ones for their heavy fullness, and the small ones for their taut perkiness. Going to the beach on a warm summer's day is like a boob smorgasbord for the eyes! Why analyze when you can just bask in their arousing splendor?!

I like boobs in all shapes and sizes, as I said, because I like women in all shapes and sizes. Left to my own devices, I tend to gravitate most to a healthy, thick girl, with a rack like pointy-ended cantaloupes; strong, load-bearing hips; and badonkadonk with an extra shot of donk. Someone who looks like she ought to be a tavern wench in Valhalla. But that doesn't mean I don't sometimes love the willowy, graceful ballerina types (actual ballerina types, not girls trying to eating-disorder themselves into ballerina bodies), with legs forever, and small, firm little tits like creamy-skinned softballs. And I have enjoyed both types, and some in between, as well. They're all glorious!

Stop thinking, and keep looking, and maybe start fondling! That's my answer!

 

No, I want facts that men in cultures where the women go topless treat breasts as sexual objects. Can't produce those? You lose.

 

So back to a more relevant "Boob" question..... Which do you consider most sensitive? Small breast, medium or large? Do you think the size of the nipple and/ or areola have any impact. I have my opinion but I'm curious what some of you may think.

 

Don't talk about it. Be about it. Post your visuals, bro.

I've fucked girls of all flexibility ranges from from heights of 5'1" to 6' and doggy style is not a good position for boob fondling. Cowgirl is the best.

Check it: Both hands are free. They're right up in your face. SCIENCE! has shown it cannot possibly get any better than THIS (NSFW).

 

This guy doesn't seem to have any problems with it:


Maybe you're like this guy:

 

I meant normal people in a normal sex position, not some dude hunched over, rolling on his feet with a Barbie blond for a 10 second pose.

Gonzo porn is hardly evidence of anything.

Doggy style: Relevant (NSFW)

 

Oh, you want a pic of a NORMAL sex position. Whatever the fuck that is.

How about this, is this normal enough for you?:

 

Nice plate carrier!

Wait, what the fuck?

...you did that on purpose.

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Yeah, but that's just grabby-slappy... still not as optimal as cowgirl. You can't motorboat anything from that position.

 

So much for your "doggy style is not a good position for boob fondling" theory. Maybe a little more hands on practice would do you well before you start making statements like that. Is your next theory that a boob feels like a bag of sand?

 

I just said it isn't a good position for optimal boob grabbage. That hasn't changed.

Please don't take my "NOT A GENIUS" title. I've already got the vanity plates, man.

 

Plan9, your "not a genius" tag is safe. Eddie is working hard on the "I create my own facts" tag.

Still waiting on that scientific proof that everyone's like you, Eddie. Still waiting.

 

Actually, these were your exact words "doggy style is not a good position for boob fondling."

If you want, I can post some more pictures illustrating that, in fact, ds is a fantastic position for boob fondling. I can't believe I actually need to post pics to show you this, it's like sex ed or something. Maybe you would be better off sticking to your "normal" sex positions and leave the freaky "doggy style boob fondling" to the adventurous types.

 

So...

Semantics
The Art of Splitting Hairs Grabbing Boobs​

Yep.

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So, Eddie... since you're the resident expert on all things female that involve doin' the nasty, what's your take my commentary in the OP?