Pointless Announcements

Sweet baby jeebus in his golden diaper and diamond crusted toga, thank you for for the cancellation of both the 2 hour student government phone meeting and the 3 hour sinus inspection via WebEX so I can drink beer, eat my sub, and watch The League and SOA.

 

by the power of beer and tea combined, my bladder is fucking full!

 

Glad to be home. Rain always makes the traffic worse.

 

Just a few more days, and I'll be making money. w00t!

 

Did you make sure your printing plates and ink will match the government issue money? And remember that if you put Art linkletter or the Monocle Guy from Monopoly on any of your bills then they will be spotted quickly.

 

crassmas.

 

a whole bunch of snowbirds have descended, driving 25 miles an hour and honking while furiously waving a fist at the young whippersnappers driving 40.

One of the most regrettable things you can do in the morning with a Bengal cat: Let them know you're awake. It's all downhill from there.

 

workin' in the snow today

 

I listen to a soundtrack of a thunderstorm, at work, so I don't hear all the BS from the local stooges. But it makes me sleepy

 

I'm getting a real haircut tomorrow for the first time in YEARS!

 

After watching several Mad Men episodes, I want to dress well for work and drink scotch.

 

It's Dads Weekend!!!!! I am totally going to hit up the bars in town to find me a D.I.L.F.

 

The cluster fuckage is getting to epic proportions!

 

I alway

I always refuse the tooth socks.
It's a very uncomfortable sensory experience for me.
It really feels like socks on my teeth. Plus, it looks weird as it wears off.

 

waiting for couchsurfers to arrive...

 

Tickling your three year old that wants to climb in your lap with her pillow and blanket is great fun.
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Plans impromptu trip to Oregon to hit up local bars in ZombieSquirrel land.
*ducks the official Bengals frying pan thrown his way only to be hit by the Bengals barbecue skewer thrown immediately after it. *