Pointless Announcements

I saved that in my opera bookmarks a long time ago. Very useful site especially for cooking.

 

One would expect someone working on something for more than a year should be familiar with the basic idea by now....

 

The receptionist had foot surgery....I thought she would be stomping around my desk less often. NO. She still stomps back and forth, but it has a different cadence to it now since she's wearing one of those boots. I still want to trip her.

 

I have this vision in my head of noodle and ZombieSquirrel forming a Thelma and Louise type relationship where ZS trips co-workers & noodle shanks them.

 

Hell yes.
Or I can just withhold food from Max for a few hours and throw him at them...

On an awesome note, we get to go back to free feeding the baby! That means he won't be chewing on us as much, woo hoo!

 

set beartraps..................................................with rusty teeth.

 

Mammogram...check...though very dubious about it's efficacy am thankful for enough boobage to avoid the pain of my smaller-chested sisters.
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I fishtailed for the 1st time in 6 months because of wet leaves coating the roads. It's really windy, wet & cold and I wanna go...not here.

 

Genius.

 

Had a super-duper successful day.
Spent at least 6 hours gazing out the window.
yeah

 

I just wanna go back to bed

 

What Fly said.
But, Operation No More Chew Toy is a success so far!
Feed kitteh as much as he wants = no 3 am chewing and dance party on the bed!!

 

i need to change my clothes.

 

I am having the most awesome hallucinations today.
Earlier I swear our office smelled like red wine.
And I think I just heard a BCaBA tell a kid he was "in here because you disgust me."
It's making the day so much more fun. But, I think I'm catching what everyone else in the office has, because my throat hurts and I have the chills, but my face feels like its on fiyah.

 

I've become quite attached to my sideburns. I can't cut them. I love them, even as they get fatter. Not sure what will happen from here, but I look forward to the journey.

 

Last night while hanging out with the roommate, I discovered I suck at Chinese Checkers and Connect Four...but...I ROCK at Guess Who!

 

Just got some pretty damn good wine at 40% off. Pays to be in the right place at the right time. Caymus Special Select for $75? Yes, please. 2 bottles of The Prisoner for $35? Absolutely.

 

I tried to explain to the nice gentleman how to properly merge. He seemed offended. In hindsight, I suppose "learn how to drive you fucking moron" was a poor opening statement.