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Adult Science Jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

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    Nebraska
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    Lindy, Jul 6, 2018
    #1261
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  2. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Sixteen Sodium atoms walk into a bar... followed by Batman.
     
    Lindy, Jul 6, 2018
    #1262
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  3. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Darn it, I had a pic on math cow horns
    And it won’t go in
    Tech...
     
    rogue49, Jul 9, 2018
    #1263
  4. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

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    Medical Science

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    Lindy, Jul 10, 2018
    #1264
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  5. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

    Location:
    Where you least expect me
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    SirLance, Jul 16, 2018
    #1265
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  6. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

    Location:
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    The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.

    If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
     
    SirLance, Jul 25, 2018
    #1266
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  7. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

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    The cost accountant sees the glass as bigger and therefore more expensive than it needs to be.:oops:
     
    Lindy, Jul 26, 2018
    #1267
  8. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

    Location:
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    Did you hear that potassium and oxygen went on a date? It went OK...
     
    SirLance, Jul 26, 2018
    #1268
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  9. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

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    What does DNA stand for?

    National Dyslexics Association.
     
    SirLance, Jul 27, 2018
    #1269
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  10. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
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    Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

    When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.
     
    rogue49, Jul 29, 2018
    #1270
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  11. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

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    If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
     
    SirLance, Jul 30, 2018
    #1271
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  12. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    [​IMG]

    The tests didn't find anything conclusive :confused:
     
    rogue49, Aug 3, 2018
    #1272
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  13. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    [​IMG]

    That's what she said. ;)
     
    rogue49, Aug 5, 2018
    #1273
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  14. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

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    A couple of biologists had twins. They named one Jessica and the other Control.
     
    SirLance, Aug 15, 2018
    #1274
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  15. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    63 earths can fit inside uranus.
     
    rogue49, Aug 31, 2018
    #1275
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  16. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Groan.
     
    Chris Noyb, Aug 31, 2018
    #1276
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  17. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

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    Protractor.png
     
    Lindy, Aug 31, 2018
    #1277
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  18. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    fflowley, Sep 1, 2018
    #1278
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  19. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
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    ralphie250, Sep 1, 2018
    #1279
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  20. Zweiblumen

    Zweiblumen Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Iceland
    It took me Qwant (or google or bing)
     
    Zweiblumen, Sep 3, 2018
    #1280
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