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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by cynthetiq, Apr 1, 2017.

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  1. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    SLEEPY.......
     
    ralphie250, Aug 4, 2018
    #761
  2. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Always stupid to watch what a bunch of guys are willing to do for a pair of exposed female breasts.

    Does make me ashamed of my gender/sex...
     
    Remixer, Aug 4, 2018
    #762
    • Agree Agree x 2
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  3. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    I have to agree, from the viewpoint of a stripper who received oodles of money back around 2000-2003. And I have to say that a bunch of guys got even more stupid if the breasts were large and alcohol was in the mix.:rolleyes: But to those stupid half-snockered guys who tucked tens, twenties, or the occasional fifty or hundred into my g-string, or into my cleavage... I say 'thank you from the bottom of my d-cups.':D
     
    Lindy, Aug 4, 2018
    #763
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    • Funny Funny x 1
  4. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Was drunk when I wrote my previous comment, and don't remember the context that caused the thought...

    But yeah, there's certainly a silver lining to it depending on the situation and perspective. :D
     
    Remixer, Aug 6, 2018
    #764
  5. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    All these keyboard warriors are breaking my brain when it comes to the current hot topic of Iran.

    Should probably avoid reading the opinions of the average dumbass for a while.
     
    Remixer, Aug 7, 2018
    #765
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  6. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    I wonder if the intelligence of homo dumbassiens would plot out to the usual bell shaped curve?
     
    Lindy, Aug 7, 2018
    #766
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  7. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Easy one. Always loved the fuck out of the landlady.

    [​IMG]
     
    Remixer, Aug 8, 2018
    #767
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    • Funny Funny x 1
  8. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    Remember when corn used to be evil but now it is good because it is gluten free?
     
    omega, Aug 9, 2018
    #768
  9. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    Yeah, got both beat.[​IMG]

    Sent from my SM-G955U using Tapatalk
     
    omega, Aug 10, 2018
    #769
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  10. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Watched a guy pull a 14 year old piece of glass from his elbow on YT.
    I knew the comments were going to be interesting...
    :eek:
     
    Fremen, Aug 11, 2018
    #770
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  11. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    another great YT comments quote...
     
    Fremen, Aug 28, 2018
    #771
    • Like Like x 2
  12. A VOICE OF REASON

    A Voice Of Reason Vertical

    Location:
    Earth
    Pointless announcement: I hate car shopping.

    Since 1984, I have bought five new cars. I drove the '84 Tercel until I got a '91 Camry, which I drove until I got a '98 Camry, which I drove until I got a 2010 Hyundai Veracruz. The Veracruz has 176,000 miles on it, and I was planning on driving it until it hit 250,000--but a month ago, I was rear-ended and the damage to the car is more to repair than the insurance company would pay on a car with that many miles. I am still driving it today, but Friday, I will settle up with the insurance company. Yesterday, I bought #5, a 2018 Kia Sorento that had been a demo for the dealership. Only 4200 miles on it, it was priced like a used car but has the full warranty (less the 4200 miles). So, I get a 10 year, 95,800 mile warranty. No big shakes to me; barring an accident, I will have it long after the warranty has expired.

    Car shopping is a little easier now; I used the Internet to figure out what I wanted and put the dealers in competition with each other.

    AVOR
     
    A Voice Of Reason, Aug 29, 2018
    #772
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  13. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Lindy, Sep 2, 2018
    #773
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  14. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    She's better than Brock Osweiler.
     
    Chris Noyb, Sep 2, 2018
    #774
    • Like Like x 1
  15. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Saturday evening's Nebraska Cornhuskers vs. Akron was (after a two hour + delay) was cancelled due to the unrelenting rain, but mostly the thunder and nearby lightning. It was the first cancelled football game in the 127 year history of the Nebraska Football Team.

    Lightning.png

    Husker Coach Scott Frost immediately proposed a solution for the future:

    Dome.jpg
     
    Lindy, Sep 3, 2018
    #775
    • Funny Funny x 2
  16. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Uber...shmuber...
     
    Fremen, Sep 5, 2018
    #776
  17. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Don't threaten to shoot an Uber driver.

    Especially if you're being an asshole and don't even have a gun.

    /recent news
     
    Chris Noyb, Sep 5, 2018
    #777
    • Agree Agree x 1
  18. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    [​IMG]
     
    MeltedMetalGlob, Sep 7, 2018
    #778
    • Like Like x 3
    • Funny Funny x 1
  19. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    I'm tipsy as hell right now but I gotta say MMG, I always love the shit you post. Keep it up buddy.
     
    Remixer, Sep 7, 2018
    #779
    • Like Like x 2
  20. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    My children have been awake for 15 hours now and probably should sleep. But they are slap happy and adorable.
     
    genuinemommy, Sep 8, 2018
    #780
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