Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcements - NSFW

I no longer keep track of how many years it's been, as "never again" is technically not a number. (but easy to remember)

 

Perhaps you need to cum out of your shell.

/ughpun

 

Well, if that's the route this thread is taking...

 

Had a nice session this morning. Both of us wound up cumming. She swallowed. We actually fucked to the Go-Gos, We Got The Beat." Strange, but true.

 

To quote Aristotle - “One swallow does not a summer make, nor one fine day; similarly one day or brief time of happiness does not make a person entirely happy."

But it’s a damn good start
(brought to mind because although we are into April it’s snowing out there)

 

So, last night me and the grandson are eating dinner at the dinner table. His Dad is playing video games in his room. I am already half lit on gin.
My phone pings a message, its from Sandy. " Why are you eating dinner when you should be in bed with me."
I go outside wondering how does she know what I am doing and there is her Toyota parked in my drive. Wow! A surprise visit. She is not in her Toyota.
I go back in and she is undressed in my bed. She snuck in the back door.
She is drinking her usual Sailor Jerry.
She laughs, we laugh, and kiss.
I went back to the boys and told them good night. Sandy and I drank, smoked and had a GREAT night. She had trimmed her VAGINA and it looked DELICIOUS! Only thing is that vaginal sex was not on her mind. We enjoyed a long evening of oral and anal only.
Woke up this morning to that lousy alarm, my PENIS was hard again.
Then we took care of her vagina and I came hard!
Wow! She is 70 years old, what a wonderful woman.

 

Thanks for the link, that was a very interesting article

 

Come on Mother Nature, throw me a bone here. I need warmer weather so the ladies at work will start wearing less. Please?!?!?

 

Well.....that's kind of a difficult question for me to answer, for various reasons. Ultimately, I would say yes, the storm calms for a little while. It always comes back. And when I'm getting sex on a regular basis, the need sort of....changes? Still intense, but a different kind of intense.



I don't even know if that makes sense.

 

Now that the AC is fixed at work, my nipples sure do enjoy the cold air.

 

Thank God the sister-in-law's AC was broke. Delightful to see the sisters in their swimsuits. VERY delightful.

Also, now that the heat has arrived in earnest, so have the semi see through tops at the office. Thanks ladies!

 

"Don't shit where you eat." Good advice, unless you're into the scat stuff, then, feel free to fly your freak flag and shit away!

 

had the best sex last night that ive had in years,,,,, and yes it was with my wife

 

let me say it again............. THE BEST IVE HAD IN YEARS...... I needed that