Sexual ponderings...adult pointless announcements - NSFW

My lil Hmong chick gave me a blowjob in the work parking lot. Incredible, I throbbed and came good. She said she didn't know how, that she was watching sex vidoes to learn. She pumped, deep throated and swollowed without hesitation. Two supervisors walked past that didn't see us and people starting their cars and leaving, and she just kept going deeper. Then she didn't stop until I finally went limp! How lucky can a guy get.

 

Damn!
I got a hand job while watching the Leafs game on TV last night and I thought I was the luckiest guy in the world!

 

A tight, stretchy top, hugging your delightful breasts, and, a tight, ass hugging skirt gives you a very 50s-ish look. Me likey!

 

UPDATE: The tight stretchy top is see through, sort of.

 

I was circumcised about 3 weeks ago at the age of 51. Recovery has been interesting.

 

Hubs did it a few years ago at 39. I have never been so affect by blood from someone else in the same way. I cried so hard for him. He laughed at me after the pain meds kicked in.

 

I had very little bleeding and remarkably little pain. Night-time erections were un-fun for about 2 weeks, but overall for me it was a pretty big nothing-burger. Interestingly, my wife has reacted much harder to the whole thing than myself as well...

How have you guys found the revised toy since? I'm still on restriction for a couple of weeks.

 

Damn it, forgot to mention. As of last month, you must be 41 to ride this ride. The more you know.

 

Dang, forgot something else. It was 38 years ago tonight that I took the Mrs' virginity. Yeah, we're THAT couple. We celebrate all the anniversaries. Just hope Mr. Happy rises to the occasion!

 

Pretty spectacular. It was lovely to begin with. It's been several years. Everything healed well.

 

Aaaaaaaaand, he didn't. He did today though. Still counts, right?

 

No wonder I wear glasses

 

Would it be inappropriate for me to "accidentally" spill my whole cup of water on your see through blouse?

Asking for a friend.

 

"Cleavage is my Kryptonite" is my new favorite, busted for sexting teacher, quote. Also, I think I'm gonna make it my mantra.

 

Look. I just wanna fuck. Like. All the time.








..........................................oh, it's Spring, isn't it? Fucking hell.

 

This is basically the synopsis of my life. In fact it's gotten to the pooint where the low self esteem has mostly killed off the sex drive. Granted there's a lot of other factors... but I can trace greater than 98% of it back to low self esteem.

 

I could have typed this....


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